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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
Drunk as hell on the couch in her dorm room (or so i thought):
"Hmm...I really like how you decorated your room" ERBY [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] |
#102
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. [/ QUOTE ] There was no parting of the Red Sea that night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] If the red river's flowin', take the dirt path. |
#103
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
"We aren't done yet..."
when you are drunk and you've already been doing it for 2 hours... |
#104
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Re: i think this ones pretty good
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[ QUOTE ] i took some random girl home from a party with like 2 lines. on the way back i remember asking her name. anyway, as im about to stick it in she says,"so, which hole you goin for." quality girl there. from then on she was referred to, by me and my friends, as, obviously, "which hole girl." [/ QUOTE ] Now that's a assy girl [/ QUOTE ] Can't tell if this is a typo or what you were trying to say? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Either way, very fitting! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
#105
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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"Pretend that you love me." [/ QUOTE ] Nice. |
#106
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anyway, as im about to stick it in she says,"so, which hole you goin for." quality girl there. [/ QUOTE ] Nice! |
#107
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Re: i think this ones pretty good
"You've got a huge cock and I want to eat your dick like it's a TV dinner. "
"I'm a lesbian and I like to eat ass." |
#108
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"dont tell mom and dad" [/ QUOTE ] Um. Wow. |
#109
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Re: i think this ones pretty good
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"I want to eat your dick like it's a TV dinner." [/ QUOTE ] This would totally freak me out. |
#110
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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you win [/ QUOTE ] times a thousand |
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