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Re: Dear Bison: September 2005
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Dear Bison, My anniversary is next week, and since the Warden is such a wonderful lady, I'd like to get her something nice. Got any ideas? It'll be our 4th anniversary (and yes, she's quite a gal, but no, SIIHP is not our thing). We're going to Aruba next year, so something under $200 would be good. [/ QUOTE ] This is a good choice, depending on whether it's her thing or not: Linky Combine with cheesy poem, and she'll be all over you. |
#102
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Re: Dear Bison: September 2005
Dear Bison,
Katrina + has made it a long week. How long is it ok to cry continueously before seeking medical attention? |
#103
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Re: Dear Bison: September 2005
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Dear Bison, I'm getting married this weekend in NJ. Then we're going to the Bahamas for our honeymoon. I asked her if I could smoke some Cubans (cigars) while we were there. She said yes, but stated that afterwards, she would not have sex with me. My question is, wooden matches are a must, correct? [/ QUOTE ] post of the year nominee... rj |
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Re: Dear Bison: September 2005
dear bison,
a man is running (for exercise) on a sidewalk. the sidewalk is wide enough for two people to walk side-by-side. the man is heading for a couple, walking side-by-side, holding hands, walking towards the runner. on each side of the sidewalk is grassy ground with the occasional root sticking out of the ground. what is the proper etiquette for the parties involved here? how should they each act? thanks, lucas |
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