Haiku Challenge - sex haiku

[PocketJokers72]

I love you so much
My orgasm achieved
Hey look! Footballs on!

[mslif]

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I love you so much
My orgasm achieved
Hey look! Footballs on!

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ahahahah! This is great. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[IndieMatty]

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I love you so much
My orgasm achieved
Hey look! Footballs on!

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ahahahah! This is great. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Christ. I should have just bought you lunch.

[jakethebake]

Alone in your bed.
Mr. Pink inside you now.
You don't need Pedro.

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[Shajen]

Open the box, inflate.
Intimate caress, I enter
Real doll love sate me!

[krimson]

i'm at work right now
but goddamn i'm horny yo
think i'll take a "break"

internet porn rules
where can I find some passwords?
i need to get off

I found a free site,
but there's no free videos
I need a 3rd hand

found some good stuff now
with some nice tits and anal
damn this feels so good

i'm about to cum
and my boss walks in on me
as i'm unloading

to HR I go
wtf was I thinking
i guess i'm "pro" now

[diebitter]

very nice.

OOT I think has found the thing it is most talented at. I think 2+2's next book should be OOT Sex Haiku. Jake could have his own section.

[PocketJokers72]

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I love you so much
My orgasm achieved
Hey look! Footballs on!

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ahahahah! This is great. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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next thing I know, you'll be flirting with me too!

I can only hope you don't find out I'm much dumberer than you.

[jakethebake]

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very nice.

OOT I think has found the thing it is most talented at. I think 2+2's next book should be OOT Sex Haiku. Jake could have his own section.

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Oh goody. Someone inspire me!

[Shajen]

ok, Jake, the next one you do has to include:

robot sex and fire sauce