Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

That's one of two Seinfeld scenes that reprises a movie scene that Wayne Knight(Newman) was in (JFK).

Can you name the other?

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Kramer: "Joe Pepitone or not, I OWN the inside part of the plate."

[ScottyP431]

are you referring to when he and babs talk?

[marsvolta619]

The one with the mail fraud. It spoofs Basic Instinct

[Luv2DriveTT]

[ QUOTE ]
Haven't read though the last 30 posts....has "serenity now!!" been said yet?

[/ QUOTE ]

it has now... possibly the funniest line in the show. It ranks right up there with Festivus.

Its amazing how far NY Jewish ironic humor has traveled around the world thanks to this show. Larry David is king!

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

[CallMeIshmael]

Most of my favourites have already been mentioned... but this one was overlooked...

They hear a noise from the hallway.

Jerry: Hear that? Guess who's back. (Opening the door) Hey!

Kramer: Hey.

Jerry: I thought you weren't coming back till Monday.

Kramer: Well, the camp ended a few days early.

Jerry: Why?

Kramer: Uh, well there was an incident.

Jerry: What happened?

Kramer: I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.

Jerry: What?

Kramer: Yeah, I punched him and they took him to the hospital and then they
canceled the rest of the week.

Elaine: You punched who in the mouth?

Kramer: Mickey Mantle.

Jerry: What happened?

Kramer: Well, you know, we were playing a game and, you know, I was pitching,
and I was really throwing some smoke. And Joe Pepitone, he was up, and man that
guy, you know, he was crowding the plate.

Jerry: Wow! Joe Pepitone!

Kramer: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I
throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his
pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch,
he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him.

Jerry: You plunked him.

Kramer: Oh yeah. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the
mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know? A brouhaha breaks out
between the guys in the camp, you know, and the old Yankee players, and as I'm
trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, somebody pulls
me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down,
and woah man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out.

[DougOzzzz]

[ QUOTE ]
"We went out for dinner, I had the lobster brisque - a little too salty, we went back to my place, and yada yada yada, I never saw him again."

[/ QUOTE ]

You yada yada yada'd over the best part.

"I mentioned the bisque."

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Bingo

[kerssens]

When Kramer is driving the handsome cab (quote probably a little off)

"And this is Central Park. It was designed by Joe Pepitone during the Civil War so the Union soldiers could practice fighting on grass"

[kem]

"I'm thinking of buying a yo yo."
-Jerry