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Drunk as hell on the couch in her dorm room (or so i thought):
"Hmm...I really like how you decorated your room" ERBY [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. [/ QUOTE ] There was no parting of the Red Sea that night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] If the red river's flowin', take the dirt path. |
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"We aren't done yet..."
when you are drunk and you've already been doing it for 2 hours... |
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[ QUOTE ] i took some random girl home from a party with like 2 lines. on the way back i remember asking her name. anyway, as im about to stick it in she says,"so, which hole you goin for." quality girl there. from then on she was referred to, by me and my friends, as, obviously, "which hole girl." [/ QUOTE ] Now that's a assy girl [/ QUOTE ] Can't tell if this is a typo or what you were trying to say? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Either way, very fitting! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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"Pretend that you love me." [/ QUOTE ] Nice. |
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anyway, as im about to stick it in she says,"so, which hole you goin for." quality girl there. [/ QUOTE ] Nice! |
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"You've got a huge cock and I want to eat your dick like it's a TV dinner. "
"I'm a lesbian and I like to eat ass." |
#108
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"dont tell mom and dad" [/ QUOTE ] Um. Wow. |
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"I want to eat your dick like it's a TV dinner." [/ QUOTE ] This would totally freak me out. |
#110
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you win [/ QUOTE ] times a thousand |
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