Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

[Matty]

Oh, I've also called every girl that I've ever dated for a period greater than one month by the name of an ex-girlfriend. I'm 9 for 9. Now I warn them that it's gonna happen within the first week of dating. I pay a smaller price that way. I'm trying to teach myself to always use 'baby' or 'honey' instead of names.

But you can't say to a third party "yeah, baby and I have been dating for two months", so I mostly use another name which works and I can not reveal here because it's so ingenious that I can't risk my plan spreading.

Edit: Oh, another time you can't use 'baby' 'honey' or my secret name: when you're fighting. That's when th ex-girlfriend's name usually slips- making a bad situation much worse. Dunno what to do about that one.

[asofel]

you can reveal the name? you know you have to now...internet forum decorum requires it...

and i don't think it was so much that it was another girl that i was mentioning as the fact that it was her hotter twin sister...

[Matty]

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you can reveal the name? you know you have to now...internet forum decorum requires it...

[/ QUOTE ]"Grace"; definitely a +EV name to use for your girlfriend- especially when her friends and family hear it or of it.

I've got the Indiana patent rights on it though.

[antidan444]

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"Grace"; definitely a +EV name to use for your girlfriend- especially when her friends and family hear it or of it.

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I can't get away with this ... My wife's best friend's name is Grace.

Another funny factoid about my wife ... for the first week I knew her (leading up to the first date), I had no clue what her name was. Zero. We exchanged like 14 e-mails and somehow I got around the issue well enough until the night of our first date, at the pool hall, a friend of hers saw her and hollered, "Liz!" Problem solved [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[asofel]

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you can reveal the name? you know you have to now...internet forum decorum requires it...

[/ QUOTE ]"Grace"; definitely a +EV name to use for your girlfriend- especially when her friends and family hear it or of it.

I've got the Indiana patent rights on it though.

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hmmm...i think the lack of coffee has clouded the obviously +EV nature of this name...care to elaborate?

I'd just use Shania and send her to Sredni if she complained...

[FoxwoodsFiend]

Wow...I can't believe you think Grace is some sort of stroke of genius.

[B00T]

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I've got the Indiana patent rights on it though.

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I bet 99% of guys wouldnt care if you had it patented throughout the planet.

[GreywolfNYC]

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Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

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Will you marry me?

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[deacsoft]

I thought of another one. This may not be the worst dumbest but could be the funniest/meanist thing I've ever said to a girl(s).

I was at a bar with a bunch of friends and we were all pretty well drunk. The girl who I was dating at the time and I were on the verge of breaking up so I was out with the boys to let off some steam. I was feling very anti-girl at the time and decided to let some steam off on a random group of girls that were all dolled up. You know the type. They're fat and unattractive but yet they get all done up in stylish clothes and make up. They're done up in a way that if any attractive girl would be done up like that they'd look hot. One of my friends, who was wearing beer goggles at the time, was having a conversation with them. I walked over to him, grabbed him, pulled him away, gave each of the girls an up and down glance, and then said (in my most sarcastic voice)"Thanks for trying". I paused for a moment to take in the shocked look on their faces and then turned and walked away. My friend said one of them flipped me off behind my back and the others just stood there in disbelief.

[Lawrence Ng]

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The truth...

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Aye Bro.

Lawrence