Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Another said that she could not bear to watch Monty Python, because it was "just so, you know...stupid."



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you should have dumped HER for that, not the other way around, heh

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AND slapped her round the head with a large fish at the same time

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Awesome.

[Jack of Arcades]

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2) I never bought her any weed. I don't smoke and she could only have sex when she's high on weed.

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[Jack of Arcades]

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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one.

Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue

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So true, that wasn't funny in the slightest.

[Chairman Wood]

I wasn't Jewish and she was getting too serious and attached to a person she could never marry.

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I wasn't Jewish and she was getting too serious and attached to a person she could never marry.

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I've seen this happen between people of all different religions...even if the person involved isn't that religious, their family is. Naturally, the person is worried they'll be ostracized, ridiculed, etc. Sometimes this happens with people of different races, but mostly religion in my experience. And I think it's just sad.

ScottieK

[PokerFink]

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I've seen this happen between people of all different religions...even if the person involved isn't that religious, their family is. Naturally, the person is worried they'll be ostracized, ridiculed, etc. Sometimes this happens with people of different races, but mostly religion in my experience. And I think it's just sad.

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Me too. I'm not religious, and one of the reasons is that I feel it's retarded that two people who love each other can't get married because of the families they were born into.

[arod15]

I was called prude... The truth was the girl was so ugly I couldnt bare to look at here. Hey man Players mess up sometimes ......

[diebitter]

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I was called prude... The truth was the girl was so ugly I couldnt bare to look at here. Hey man Players mess up sometimes ......

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Doggy is your friend.

[Isura]

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i got dumped over IM because she was getting married that day or something like that. i was on the east coast at the time, she was in missouri. we hadn't seen each other in several months.

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The thread title isn't "best reason I was dumped".

[utmt40]

I once broke up with this girl after banging because her _______ was loose. At least thats what I told her. She actually just sucked in bed though.