Trip Report: Last Night OR How I ruined my life

[beernutz]

Continuing a theme:

[ChipWrecked]

*Bump*

OP only said the friend woke up. He didn't say the friend caught him slobbering on his wife.

Drunks wake up kind of slow and loud, in my experience.

[Colonel Kataffy]

[ QUOTE ]
I suggest we keep bumping this thread until we get an update. Or we get bored... whichever comes first.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are we sure he is still alive?

[arod4276]

Did u miss the part about a pitcher holding 46 ounces of beer? I will let you do the math

[arod4276]

Do you normally wish people dui when they are most likely under the legal limit?

[RunDownHouse]

[ QUOTE ]
Did u miss the part about a pitcher holding 46 ounces of beer? I will let you do the math

[/ QUOTE ]
I hope your bartender isn't charging you normal pitcher prices for those 46-ounce "pitchers."

Thanks for the avatar.


Anyways. The guy who's wife I [censored] around with actually works (worked) with me (this is a "real" job, not some Taco Bell drive through job). He's really buddy buddy with the owner of the company that I no longer work at. He didn't fight me or anything because he was drunk and confused but his stupid wife spilled the beans almost immediately after they left. No idea what's going on with them, I haven't talked to either of them since it happened.

Turn out the girlfriend was cheating on me anyways (I don't know if I feel better or not about knowing this) but she forwarded me some emails that she had been having back and forth with a guy where she is right now. Very very explicit emails. So that was fun to read the next day.

The third chick, the booty call girl, is now dating the only friend I have left. She won't talk to me either. He will, but they're together all the time, so it's difficult.

And yesterday I forgot to close the window and my cat got out. I live on a busy street. No more kitty. So the only friend I had got hit by a car and it was my fault.

[newfant]

[ QUOTE ]
And yesterday I forgot to close the window and my cat got out. I live on a busy street. No more kitty. So the only friend I had got hit by a car and it was my fault.

[/ QUOTE ]

You bastard.

[Shajen]

Jesus Christ dude.

This sucks.

You should seriously start over somewhere new.

New start, new life, forget the past.

[Dave G.]

This thread has been added to my favourite threads list. Whenever I think my life is getting shitty, I'm gonna look this up and realise how awesome my life is compared to yours. Thanks man.

Anyhow, if you feel like some revenge on your cheating girlfriend, since she was kind enough to send you those emails to hurt you... consider posting them on the internet, or emailing them to where she works, her boss and the like. I'm sure you can come up with other ideas. I wouldn't suggest it other than it was pretty cruel of her to send those to you, and I think teaching her a lesson would be fun (make sure you keep us updated in this thread though, I'd hate to miss out).

Oh yes, and don't worry too much about all this [censored]. It'll blow over soon. Get out and find some new people to hang with ASAP.