Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

[bisonbison]

Dear Tim,

I am in the same boat. Netflix, even with 5 movies at once, is probably not going to be fast enough to make up for canceling all those channels.

Essentially, the question is, why does $30 or $80 per month matter to you? Is that impacting your savings or other stuff you'd like to buy, or do you just feel like a bit of a chump for paying the going rate?

[bisonbison]

Dear Chob,

If you've got a job you like right now, I don't see the harm in waiting a year and going to a FL school.

[bisonbison]

Dear Ryan,

I don't call women sluts. Cause honestly, why would I do that?

[bisonbison]

Dear Vava,

Your girlfriend goes on a week-long trip with her friends to Marseilles and while there bumps uglies three times with a french guy she met on the beach.

Do you feel like dumping her?

[bisonbison]

Dear kipin,

Not particularly.

[bisonbison]

Dear Wood,

1) Go to Argentina.

2) Yes.

3) Go to Argentina.

4) Yes.

[bisonbison]

Dear Bugstud,

I try not to care and am largely successful.

[bisonbison]

Kilgore,

Do you live in a house or an apartment? Take a walk around your windows and look (from a distance) at all your eaves and under your decks. If you live in an apartment you might as well ask.

If you live in a house and see anything odd, get a quote.

[bisonbison]

Megan,

Wendell will keep playing with you whether you beat him or not cause he is hypercompetitive and not insignificantly dumb.

[bisonbison]

Dear Ken,

Read Catch-22.