Getting 'turned down' by a girl way below your league - Page 10

Mark It Zero! · #91 07-07-2005, 01:33 AM

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Stupid f*cking *ssholes drive drunk. But I know you're not one of those.

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nope, I wasn't driving... but I did offer to take her to Denny's for breakfast at 4am if she agreed to give me roadhead

Claunchy · #92 07-07-2005, 01:37 AM

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damn, I have never seen so many guys so eager to see a picture of a fat ugly girl. And I thought my urge to vomit was a problem... what is wrong with you people

this is considered a good pic too for what it's worth

hope you guys are happy

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This definitely deserves a tribute in the official MS Paint thread.

cpitt398 · #93 07-07-2005, 01:37 AM

and she didn't take you up on that? Man you did get pwned

BWebb · #94 07-07-2005, 01:41 AM

I didn't mess with this chic and I just threw up in my mouth. But don't worry, happens to the best of'em.

ChipWrecked · #95 07-07-2005, 01:43 AM

I'm so old, all I see is young pussy.

ClaytonN · #96 07-07-2005, 01:44 AM

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This definitely deserves a tribute in the official MS Paint thread.

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oh my god... in tears... so.. funny...

TimM · #97 07-07-2005, 01:45 AM

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I pulled off her bra and she left it on the floor. Later on I went and hid it in my friends butter compartment in his refridge

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Isn't that the first place she's gonna look?

-Skeme- · #98 07-07-2005, 01:48 AM

nh

goofball · #99 07-07-2005, 02:08 AM

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Stupid f*cking *ssholes drive drunk. But I know you're not one of those.

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nope, I wasn't driving... but I did offer to take her to Denny's for breakfast at 4am if she agreed to give me roadhead

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I'm giving you about 7 points just for that. Really, that almost makes up for this whole thread.

JaBlue · #**100** 07-07-2005, 02:17 AM

that is hilarious