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#91
04-29-2005, 02:53 PM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
The one on last night was the one with Tony, the good looking guy w/ long hiar that elaine is going out w/. Best line of the show
Jerry: "how was your date w/ (pops his collar and does a shuffle) Tooonny!!!" Same one as the "am i so sane, im blowing your mind" 
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#92
04-29-2005, 05:09 PM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
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The one on last night was the one with Tony, the good looking guy w/ long hiar that elaine is going out w/. Best line of the show Jerry: "how was your date w/ (pops his collar and does a shuffle) Tooonny!!!" Same one as the "am i so sane, im blowing your mind" [/ QUOTE ] "Tony said 'Step off', George."
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#94
04-30-2005, 04:35 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
I can't believe anyone finds this stuff funny.
I know I'm the only guy in America who doesn't like the show. I really don't see what distinguishes it from every other crappy sitcom. Don't reply, because I won't see it--I quit reading this thread about 10 posts in.
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#96
04-30-2005, 06:30 AM
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Re: HOW HAS NOBODY QUOTED THIS EPISODE?
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bizarro jerry, the absolute funniest episode of seinfeld [/ QUOTE ] KRAMER [leaving] I'll see you tonight, huh? [turning back, grabs his briefcase] Forget my briefcase. JERRY W-w-wha' you got in there? KRAMER [as he leaves with it] Crackers.
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#97
04-30-2005, 06:36 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
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[ QUOTE ] Cosmo Kramer: You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window. [/ QUOTE ] ^^ My favorite episode. [/ QUOTE ] George: Good Morning! Co-worker: Go to hell! George: Hi Allison, that’s a nice dress. Allison: Don’t even look at me. George: Hey Glenn! Glenn: Hey, go tell hell! George: Heard that one already.
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#98
04-30-2005, 02:45 PM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
Jackie the lawyer: Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen, into a horrible twisted freak.
Kramer: Who could love me? Miss Wilkie: I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity. Jackie: Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head Bubble Boy: MOORS!! George: MOOPS!! Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate! Kramer: I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them Elaine: How did you know you cut a slice? Kramer: Well I guess I just assumed... Kramer: Jerry, George got arrested. Jerry: What? Kramer: Yeah. He went at the Beatman, he tried to land, but they cheesed him. Jerry: Oh now I see. Bookman: Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
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#99
04-30-2005, 03:06 PM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
Jerry: "'We have to talk.' The worst four words a woman can say to you."
George: "Yeah, or 'Whose bra is this?'"
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#100
04-30-2005, 03:08 PM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
Art Vandalay, I'm in Latex.
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