Help me get a bunch of girls DRUNK...

[Cumulonimbus]

So I just went to the store. Came back with strawberry-kiwi and lime daiquiri mix, crushed pineapple, bananas, coconut milk, a half-geeze of Monarch RUM, and a fiff of Black Velvet for good measure.

The Daiquiri Factory commences in T-minus two hours.

[tonypaladino]

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Dude, they're 13 years old. I could get a bunch of 13 years olds drunk for $20 easily.

This should be a new thread. "How many 13 year olds..."

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My favorite way to get 13 year olds drunk it to dip my cock in peppermint shnaps

[MyTurn2Raise]

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You realize that we expect pics in exchange for this advice, right?

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I'll see what I can do. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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we did our part. Now, you do yours. There is no try.

[InchoateHand]

ahahahhahaha

You are a little kid. You suck
(see, no period, thats how much you suck).

[Cumulonimbus]

Well [censored]. My roommate who owns the camera and is normally the cameraman was being a little biatch last night and didn't bring it after I told him like 5 times that I owed OOT pictures. Sooooooo just cuz I'm the nice guy that I am, I will be on the lookout tonight for photo-ops involving these girls. The really sad thing....brace yourself....is that we all ended up going hottubbing and these girls were wearing the skimpiest little pieces I've ever seeeeen, son!

[jesusarenque]

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Buy a big jug of wine and make sangria.

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This is the best suggestion.

[whodaman]

vodka and gatorade xtremo mango electrico

[MyTurn2Raise]

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Well [censored]. My roommate who owns the camera and is normally the cameraman was being a little biatch last night and didn't bring it after I told him like 5 times that I owed OOT pictures. Sooooooo just cuz I'm the nice guy that I am, I will be on the lookout tonight for photo-ops involving these girls. The really sad thing....brace yourself....is that we all ended up going hottubbing and these girls were wearing the skimpiest little pieces I've ever seeeeen, son!

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I checked into OOT just for this thread to see the happy ending and this is what I get. There are no words to describe how pissed I am right now. Time to go watch a porn.

[Vavavoom]

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I checked into OOT just for this thread to see the happy ending and this is what I get. There are no words to describe how pissed I am right now. Time to go watch a porno.


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I'm at work....May skip the porno....

[Cumulonimbus]

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Well [censored]. My roommate who owns the camera and is normally the cameraman was being a little biatch last night and didn't bring it after I told him like 5 times that I owed OOT pictures. Sooooooo just cuz I'm the nice guy that I am, I will be on the lookout tonight for photo-ops involving these girls. The really sad thing....brace yourself....is that we all ended up going hottubbing and these girls were wearing the skimpiest little pieces I've ever seeeeen, son!

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I checked into OOT just for this thread to see the happy ending and this is what I get. There are no words to describe how pissed I am right now. Time to go watch a porn.

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Yeah, to make things worse, the next night we all got stoned and went to watch Minus The Bear play. And...um...well the weed made me forget to take pictures of anything.

So, in order to even things out, if I get any kind of sexy pictures of any drunk freshmen girls by the end of this year (which I probably will,) especially in skimpy bathing suits, including my girlfriend - I promise that I will plaster these pictures all over the lonely walls of OOT. Cuz I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you, OOT. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

-Kyle