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Old 04-28-2005, 04:13 PM
jackdaniels jackdaniels is offline
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Default Re: Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

The only appropriate thing to do here is repost his Haiku - you aren't going to make us read the whole damn thread.

Are you?
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Old 04-28-2005, 04:16 PM
KaneKungFu123 KaneKungFu123 is offline
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Default Re: Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

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The only appropriate thing to do here is repost his Haiku - you aren't going to make us read the whole damn thread.

Are you?

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Do you think I actually read it?
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Old 04-28-2005, 04:18 PM
KaneKungFu123 KaneKungFu123 is offline
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Default Re: WINNER!!!

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Two plus two tumult.
Soothing waves wash all around.
Mat is the calm sea.

Yugoslav

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i've decided to up the prize to $200...

this is #1 right now...

lets get some more out there, there is no limit to entries...

something alluding to Mat's adolescence would be interesting. like one about him removing his braces would be neat, as long as its also a haiku still.

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Old 04-28-2005, 04:18 PM
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Default Re: Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

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Do you think I actually read it?

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NH.
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Old 04-28-2005, 05:08 PM
astroglide astroglide is offline
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Default Re: Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

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Zee, Mason, Daddy
A life of a prince for mat
Nepotism yup

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i was amused by that one
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Old 04-28-2005, 06:37 PM
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Default Re: Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

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To express something
In seventeen syllables
Can be very diff

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NH.
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Old 04-28-2005, 06:57 PM
CourtesyFlush CourtesyFlush is offline
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Default Re: Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

my god the crap here
rakeback, spam, affiliates
Mat you poor bastard
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Old 04-28-2005, 07:04 PM
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Default Re: Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

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Not diarrhea
Can keep Mat from his good work
Just shits in his chair

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I can't believe this one didn't win. The brilliance of this haiku may never be duplicated.
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Old 04-28-2005, 09:51 PM
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Default Re: WINNER!!!

True Poker condoms
They could be what Mat needs
Surely X-X-L


oh, [censored], wrong thread.
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