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06-18-2004, 07:58 PM
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Re: not a line but...stupid lol
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"whew, thank goodness" [/ QUOTE ] i dont get it. |
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#92
06-18-2004, 08:21 PM
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Re: not a line but...stupid lol
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i dont get it. [/ QUOTE ] The drunk tabled his hand before the CO called. The CO got to fold b/c he knew what the drunk held. |
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#93
06-18-2004, 09:00 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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[ QUOTE ] I am determined to "only play hands that can flop two pair." [/ QUOTE ] You are much looser than me. I only play hands that can flop a full house or quads. [/ QUOTE ] I'll play hands that have TWO different draws to quads or flushes. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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#94
06-18-2004, 09:19 PM
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Re: not a line but...stupid lol
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The drunk tabled his hand before the CO called. The CO got to fold b/c he knew what the drunk held. [/ QUOTE ] me gets it now. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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#95
06-18-2004, 10:24 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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We have had people moving in out of our table all night(main game) with two must moves. [/ QUOTE ] Whats a must move? All these lines are funny...one I liked similar to one already said was at a home game, I dont remember the hand exactly but one of my friends who is good went all in with like KK (I think it was a small sit-n-go) and this awful newbie player called with like 4-6o and said "Had to keep him honest"...4-6o doesn't keep much honest. |
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#96
06-18-2004, 10:59 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
This is it:
"Hey... this is poker, if you want a friend get a dog" |
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#97
06-19-2004, 12:10 AM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
Gosh, almost forgot this one.
Idiot next to me has A3o (with Ace [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]) I have AQ. The board is ultimately Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] x [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T, x. I bet out on river and he flashes his hand before folding. He then says "You were lucky the last card wasn't a diamond. Or a King." Okay... So *I'm* lucky the best hand held up? Okay.... |
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#98
06-19-2004, 09:01 AM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
Again tonight at a B&M casino.
One guy in MP with 47s cold-calls 2 bets pre-flop and calls it again when it comes back capped. He proceeds to make a runner-runner straight, beating KK, QQ and JJ (luckily I wasn't in the hand). He exclaims "They were suited!" Later on, he wins with 24s UTG when his wheel hits on the river. Again he exclaims "They were suited!" It was only then did I realize that he wasn't joking. |
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#99
06-19-2004, 01:29 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
One sort of slipped out of me at the Borgata on Monday, morning rebuy NL tourney, the guy to my left has already rebought 3 times in 2 orbits. I make a baby raise with AA preflop, he doubles it.
Incredulously i look to my left "Whatchoo got left?" and before he answers "Put it in!" he obliges. Rebuy! |
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#100
06-19-2004, 01:38 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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I have come to the conclusion over the last few months that a crazy, gambling persona as perceived by the other players is much more profitable than being seen as a TAG. So I tend to throw lines out there to try to increase this "nutty" perception. At least once a night I will throw out that I am determined to "only play hands that can flop two pair." It is usually greeted by either confusion or smirks. Little do they know... [/ QUOTE ] I definatly agree. I say some pretty dumb things at the table, always on purpose. Things like, "you gotta be in it to win it" or "ya never know until the river". I find it helps my reputation of being a loose player, even if I'm playing tight. |
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