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[ QUOTE ] As we are laying in bed naked afterwards, I turn to her and say. " I don't think I'm in love with you anymore." Needless to say she went psycho. [/ QUOTE ] Shoulda said it whilst doing her doggy style, and held on tight. It's as good as a rodeo! [/ QUOTE ] Good idea, maybe throw a donkey punch in there at the end for effect. |
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I didnt tell a girl this but one of my friends did. We still bust his balls about it all the time.
He said " I wish i could clone u so i could have one of u and ur BF could have the other. |
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Put your mouth on it.
It was while we were hooking up and she started jerkin it. I thought it was a sweet line at the time. |
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There was this girl I really liked, but we were forever "just friends". One night I'm at her place watching a video. When it ended I got ready to leave, and she was cleaning up, getting ready to go to bed. I said (knowing it was corny, and just for the laugh) "Want me to tuck you in tonight?" It should have been a stupid line, but much to my surprise she said yes. It was incredible.
-- Scott |
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thats hot.
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I didnt tell a girl this but one of my friends did. We still bust his balls about it all the time. He said " I wish i could clone u so i could have one of u and ur BF could have the other. [/ QUOTE ] hahaha i wonder what girls say to this [censored]. |
#97
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Did she charge you more? [/ QUOTE ] what? trying to understand. |
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He was replying to this:
Yesterday night I went to pick up this girl called Melanie. As I get out of my car to greet her, I say, "Oh hello Teresa" ...... ..... .... Pwned by myself. Lawrence It's like on page 2 of this 10 page thread... You just realized you didn't understand it? <font color="white"> He is implying that Lawrence was with a hooker </font> |
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ha
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lol
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