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Old 08-25-2005, 11:39 AM
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As we are laying in bed naked afterwards, I turn to her and say. " I don't think I'm in love with you anymore." Needless to say she went psycho.

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Shoulda said it whilst doing her doggy style, and held on tight. It's as good as a rodeo!

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Good idea, maybe throw a donkey punch in there at the end for effect.
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Old 08-25-2005, 11:58 AM
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I didnt tell a girl this but one of my friends did. We still bust his balls about it all the time.
He said " I wish i could clone u so i could have one of u and ur BF could have the other.
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Old 08-25-2005, 01:37 PM
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Put your mouth on it.

It was while we were hooking up and she started jerkin it. I thought it was a sweet line at the time.
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Old 08-25-2005, 01:51 PM
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There was this girl I really liked, but we were forever "just friends". One night I'm at her place watching a video. When it ended I got ready to leave, and she was cleaning up, getting ready to go to bed. I said (knowing it was corny, and just for the laugh) "Want me to tuck you in tonight?" It should have been a stupid line, but much to my surprise she said yes. It was incredible.
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:13 PM
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thats hot.
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:15 PM
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I didnt tell a girl this but one of my friends did. We still bust his balls about it all the time.
He said " I wish i could clone u so i could have one of u and ur BF could have the other.

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hahaha i wonder what girls say to this [censored].
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:24 PM
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Did she charge you more?

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what? trying to understand.
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:30 PM
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Default Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?

He was replying to this:

Yesterday night I went to pick up this girl called Melanie.

As I get out of my car to greet her, I say,

"Oh hello Teresa"

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Pwned by myself.

Lawrence

It's like on page 2 of this 10 page thread... You just realized you didn't understand it?

<font color="white"> He is implying that Lawrence was with a hooker </font>
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Old 08-28-2005, 12:23 PM
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ha
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Old 08-28-2005, 12:25 PM
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lol
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