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I like your "insert item here," where'd you get it?
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<Point to female> "Would you SIIHP?"
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after introductions, and possibly upon any sort of uncomfortable silence (this seems to be the part of the hand that the hero is asking about), it's worked with a great success rate to randomly blurt out,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPORTANT I AM TO THE ECONOMY?" Hopefully they will be drunk enough to just laugh and respond with something like, "No, but come back to my room and show me." Ship it. |
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Matt had the best reply before it was deleted.
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Do you have any tattoos or scars? or is your skin unblemished?
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Didn't I meet you last new years? [/ QUOTE ] Isn't this the worst "pick up line" ever? I hope you are not serious, cos that line will get you nowwhere. Now go put on some white socks to impress the ladies even more. |
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Nice Shoes, Wanna [censored]?
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So, Duck Tales was such and awesome show
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Where do you wish you were right now? [/ QUOTE ] I usually like to make them feel like there's nowhere they'd rather be than right there with me. if I ask them that, then they think of all the [censored] theyd rather be doing ("hmm, acutally, now that I think about it, some ice cream and a book would be nice") and then they want to [censored] me less. But, it's all about how you sell it, you can say almost anything within reason as long as you really own it. and I don't mean own it like "oh [censored] bitch I just schooled you" but own it like just really be yourself and be cool with who you are, and they give you the [censored] for free. |
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Matt had the best reply before it was deleted. [/ QUOTE ] I meant to edit it, but ended up deleting it by accident. It went something like this: Hi my name is Matt. Well enough chit chat, wanna [censored]? |
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