$2,000,000,000

[Alobar]

I go around finding out how much it really takes for people to do all the stupid things they talk about. Like how much it takes for your average OOTer to suck off another guy, [censored] like that. Cuz everyone has a price for anything you can come up with.

Id also make commercials about whatever I felt like, and run them on network TV all the time.

And Id pay to have photographers follow around paparazzi memebers all day.

id also start my own church