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Complete this joke...
I can't remember it. It's something about a guy in resturant/bar, sandwiches, and hand-job(s). I can't remember the premise, but the punch-line is...
"Okay, wash your hands and make me a sandwich." Any help here? |
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Re: Complete this joke...
THE ARISTOCRATS!
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Re: Complete this joke...
Quoted from a post (probably by a 12-year-old) on another message board:
"a man enters in a 10$ dance bar, and ask the woman if she is the one soing blowjobs. the girls answers yes, so the guy says ok wash your hands and make me a sandwich. lol" |
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Re: Complete this joke...
guy walks into a bar, a sign says:
sandwiches: $5 handjobs: $10 he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says: "are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?" "yes" .... |
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Re: Complete this joke...
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guy walks into a bar, a sign says: sandwiches: $5 handjobs: $10 he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says: "are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?" "yes" .... [/ QUOTE ] Yes, this version makes much more sense. |
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Re: Complete this joke...
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guy walks into a bar, a sign says: sandwiches: $5 handjobs: $10 he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says: "are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?" "yes" .... [/ QUOTE ] Thank you. I don't know why the [censored] that was bothering me so much. |
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Re: Complete this joke...
Speaking of jokes... have we had a "post your joke" thread lately?
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Re: Complete this joke...
ok, now I need help on one, which joke has the punchline:
Liquor?! I hardly even know her! |
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Re: Complete this joke...
Rectum! I destroyed 'em!
Similar, I guess, I don't know the joke behind this one either, but I bet they're close. |
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Re: Complete this joke...
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Rectum! Damn near killed 'em! [/ QUOTE ] I don't know the joke either but have heard that punchline multiple times. |
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