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Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations
My fave is when they think they're typing in their notes but broadcast it in chat:
"ScottieK stays in with BS - BIG BLUFFER call him every time" "Likes to suckout - raise him" "Doesn't respect raises - maybe checkraise him" "NOTE: Will not fold" "Bets second pair - total fish" "Oops did I just type that?" Other than that, when I see a brutal beat on Paradise, it's: Another day in Paradise ScottieK |
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Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations
Yesterday I got this after hitting flush draw and getting paid nicely:
"Go su ck the c o c k of your wife, fken fagget" (I am not curcumventing the profanity filter, he typed it like that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]). He leaves the table, comes back and sits out and asks me: "Are you a fken niger?" I answer: "No" He types: "Your wife told me so" And leaves again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. |
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I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man. I had you preflop. What a joke. [/ QUOTE ] I do this "jokingly" comments myself pretty often so I know what I am talking about. 99% of them are because u are pissed and want to hurt him a little. 1% because u want to have a fun time with him or with others at table. I fully understand he thought u were e jerk. U were. And then posting about, still thinking its u who is funny. Well, lets not talk about that. |
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This is more of a search for second opinions of something I once said. Game was small stakes Stud Hi/Lo, I was heads up with some guy. It was our second hand and on our first I think i folded right out the gate or on 4th.
Anyway, he's showing low on 3rd and shows another low on 4th and immediately started pumping the pot. I had practically nothing but called him all the way. After the hand we split the pot, he made low somwhere around 6th & I won high with something stupid like a pair of 7's. Conversation: Him: ??? Me: I wanted to see your cards Him: o.k. For the record, the guy was not an ass. In fact, I think that was all he ever said. Further I was being completly serious. I just wanted to confirm he was betting his low draw on fourth and continued to fire on 5th. But I still wonder how i would take it if somebody said to me "I just wanted to see your cards" after a string of bad or seemingly poor calls. |
#45
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"Did you register for the wrong tournament?"
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"That's Jokerstars for you!"
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Player 1: nice 3 outer
Player 2: I 3 outed your mom last night. |
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Me: I don't read. I just dominate poker. [/ QUOTE ] That's classic. I'm going to start using that one. |
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Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations
This one just happened at a SNG on 'Stars. I'm just a spectator but its still funny:
Dealer: Kmeto has two pair, Aces and Threes Dealer: RIGGER007 has a pair of Threes Dealer: Game #3455038138: Kmeto wins pot (3280) with two pair, Aces and Threes Dealer: RIGGER007 finished the tournament in 8th place JoeDeertay: nh RIGGER007 [observer]: loser \ JoeDeertay: lol RIGGER007 [observer]: fqu Dealer: sped19, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act JoeDeertay: he cant be serious Dealer: Game #3455060447: xfrancisx wins pot (100) RIGGER007 [observer]: ya i am u ***** Rigger had JT and Kmeto had AJ, so Kmeto was winning on every betting round, but i geuss its still worth complaining about. Funny these amateurs are sometimes... |
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Yesterday I got this after hitting flush draw and getting paid nicely: "Go su ck the c o c k of your wife, fken fagget" (I am not curcumventing the profanity filter, he typed it like that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]). He leaves the table, comes back and sits out and asks me: "Are you a fken niger?" I answer: "No" He types: "Your wife told me so" And leaves again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. [/ QUOTE ] that was me |
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