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Re: Scary Bar Situation
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[ QUOTE ] You plan to call her again? LOL [/ QUOTE ] That really was the funniest part of this whole thing. OP, please realize that if you call her again to get together, her boyfriend will probably show up as well. [/ QUOTE ] Go loaded heavy or dont go at all.... |
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My advise would be try to find a to diffuse the situation and bail out.
Looking forward to reading this thread though! |
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Step 1: Take the knofe away from said lunatic.
Step 2: SIIHP or as you would say "Take his anal v-card" Step 3: Write the trip report LLL |
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OJ simpson isnt 5'7 - 140 Nicole isnt 6'3 - 165 And OP was definately not sleeping... [/ QUOTE ] are you implying nicole was sleeping when she was murdered? |
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butterfly knife and loads it up [/ QUOTE ] How big a knife are we talking here? |
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[ QUOTE ] OJ simpson isnt 5'7 - 140 Nicole isnt 6'3 - 165 And OP was definately not sleeping... [/ QUOTE ] are you implying nicole was sleeping when she was murdered? [/ QUOTE ] i was just going to let that one go since it would be wierd hijack to get into that. but yeah, seems like that's what he's implying. bwana |
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Re: Scary Bar Situation
Best thing to do is bail in that situation.
You're alone. He may have backup on top of having a knife. You have no buddies to back you up. First thing you learn in ninja school is that an unarmed expert at martial arts is still at a 2-to-1 disadvantage to a random dude with a knife. But if you're trapped, go for the ol' broken beer bottle trick. Or do a flying roundhouse kick to his head. |
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beetz: The "take shirt off" move in that spot is pretty money indeed.
Parliament: Did you happen to have a machete or bowie knife or similar weapon on you at the time? If so, you should have said "That's not a knife! <pull out yours> THAT'S a knife!" |
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Or do a flying roundhouse kick to his head. [/ QUOTE ] If he is as flexible as I am, the best he can do is a flying roundhouse kick to the hips. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Edit: I just hurt myself trying to kick a little higher. Damn you, OOT! |
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OJ simpson isnt 5'7 - 140 Nicole isnt 6'3 - 165 And OP was definately not sleeping... [/ QUOTE ] this is beyond stupid. you're implying that because OP is a skinny guy who happens to be taller than his assailant that he can't get stabbed to death in the fight? |
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