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View Poll Results: Do you use poker terms in everyday life? | |||
No | 18 | 15.93% | |
Yes | 95 | 84.07% | |
Voters: 113. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: Superhuman Powers
Wouldn't it suck if you finally got your superpower for 1 week, but you could only fly at a max speed of like 2 miles/hr.
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#42
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Re: Superhuman Powers
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[ QUOTE ] I don't think flying would ever get boring. [/ QUOTE ] neither do i. you could go wherever, whenever. and you get to [censored] fly. [/ QUOTE ] Amen. Invisibility is cool, but you still have to walk around in the cold completely naked just hoping to find people having sex. I would fly over the Playboy mansion and impress some bunnies (and then fly into a telephone pole by accident and make an ass of myself). |
#43
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(and then fly into a telephone pole by accident and make an ass of myself). [/ QUOTE ] "Hey, I just learned to fly yesterday!" -laughs -drinking -flying sex |
#44
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I don't think flying would ever get boring. [/ QUOTE ] neither do i. you could go wherever, whenever. and you get to [censored] fly. [/ QUOTE ] Amen. Invisibility is cool, but you still have to walk around in the cold completely naked just hoping to find people having sex. I would fly over the Playboy mansion and impress some bunnies (and then fly into a telephone pole by accident and make an ass of myself). [/ QUOTE ] Who would you rather be, Superman or Ghost Dad? I rest my case. |
#45
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mind control [/ QUOTE ] I think this is by far the best choice (even though it wasn't a choice). It allows for banging hot chicks and making money, which seem to be the 2 key issues here. I can't see why everybody who chose invisibility to see naked chicks wouldn't choose this |
#46
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[ QUOTE ] mind control [/ QUOTE ] I think this is by far the best choice (even though it wasn't a choice). It allows for banging hot chicks and making money, which seem to be the 2 key issues here. I can't see why everybody who chose invisibility to see naked chicks wouldn't choose this [/ QUOTE ] Because we're perverts, not psychopaths |
#47
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Re: Superhuman Powers
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X-ray vision and go play some cards :/ [/ QUOTE ] vnh would this work on pp? |
#48
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Re: Superhuman Powers
Flying.
Then report to your local NBA team, throw down on everybody, get signed for mega $$$$, pretend to blow out your knee and negotiate a buyout for the team. I'm mean they have to give you huge dollars when you are dunking on Duncan and rejecting Shaq right? |
#49
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[ QUOTE ] mind control [/ QUOTE ] I think this is by far the best choice (even though it wasn't a choice). It allows for banging hot chicks and making money, which seem to be the 2 key issues here. I can't see why everybody who chose invisibility to see naked chicks wouldn't choose this [/ QUOTE ] Yes, but hot chicks and $$$ are just the tip of the iceberg with mind control. Personally, I would take over the world or at least a powerful country and find a way to make the rest of the world be happy I'm leaving them alone after 1 week when I actually lose my powers. Also need a good plan to stay in power. |
#50
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Re: Superhuman Powers
xray vision for 1 week and you pick poker? I think that is a pretty bad choice, but I can't think of what would be the best choice. I think just plain old high limit blackjack would be okay. Or maybe "deal or no deal"
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