1 week to live ...... - Page 2

PokerBob · #1 12-20-2005, 03:25 PM

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

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Apparently you have never been shopping or driving when it is very busy.

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again, these are not just random folks, these are the assholes in my way.

PocketJokers72 · #2 12-20-2005, 12:46 PM

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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If I ever end up in your town for more than 5 minutes, can I please just follow you around and pretend we are bestest buds? I'll even carry the boom-box that plays your theme music. (Wakka-chika wakka-chika)

Purty Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!?!

With sugar on top?

Quite likely the most correct answer I have ever seen to a question like this. Hail, Kurosh King!

M2d · #3 12-20-2005, 04:48 PM

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kill myself. [censored] fate

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you'd probably just wound yourself, end up in a coma and die a week later. fate [censored] you back!!

thatpfunk · #4 12-20-2005, 04:56 PM

go to a preschool and take on every 5-year old there

shant · #5 12-20-2005, 03:51 AM

I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

siccjay · #6 12-20-2005, 04:05 AM

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I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

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This made me laugh, a lot. I don't know why. It's awesome though.

PokerBob · #7 12-20-2005, 08:41 AM

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I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

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hold me.

Yeti · #8 12-20-2005, 08:45 AM

Call hot girls and try to get pity sex.

Sponger15SB · #9 12-20-2005, 04:32 PM

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Call hot girls and try to get pity sex.

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Don't you already do this?

diebitter · #10 12-20-2005, 03:52 AM

I'd watch caddyshack over and over and over...