Popping blood vessels in your face

Homecomming senior year of high school I drank all day, ended up puking a ton, don't really remeber puking but I guess I did. Both eyes were briht red from the middle down. Luckily I had my senior portraits scheduled for that day. My face was red and puffy, my eyes were puffy. Luckily retouching is a magical thing and the pictures turned out great. Based on those pictures I am sure any woman on earth would look good retouched up in Playboy