Chuck Norris - the myth, the man, the legend

Someone please explain to me how my post lacks content while these other posts are deemed fine?

Man gets life sentence for setting fire to two wheelie bins

Movie Trailer: Star Trek vs. Babylon 5....in Russian

Luba (NSFW)

Arrggh! Sad news for West Wing fans

BEST GAME EVER (very NSFW)

can your christmas lights do this?

Also... Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.