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quoted for hilarity
Party 2/4. some fish just runner runner flushed his set of kings and he was going nuts. i was trying to diffuse the situation to no avail, so I tried reasoning, hence:
StacysMom: would you rather him call 3 bets pf with T7 agaisnt your KK all the time hoffer: no StacysMom: why not? hoffer: i would like him to fold and go heads up against you StacysMom: and then call the flop with nothing hoffer: hi pp's are not good in multi handed pots man hoffer: so nice try but your wrong StacysMom: lol ok StacysMom: i think i know a little morethan you firecraker hoffer: oh do you? StacysMom: well at least about a couple topics hoffer: felatio? hoffer: maybe that hoffer: well i think my bank roll states that i know more than you hoffer: so fuc off StacysMom: whats your bankroll? hoffer: try 1000....over a year ago hoffer: been cashing off the same roll since StacysMom: ok hoffer: your 16 dollars over the deposit limit so fuc off Damn he is ballin. |
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Re: quoted for hilarity
i thought i saw stacysmom at 10-20 and 15-30.
why are you playing 2-4? you obviously know they dont respect your raises so you can make any money. oh wait, you must be in distribution mode. thats smart, ride out the bad stretches at 2-4 and then when party puts you on accumulator mode move back up. |
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Re: quoted for hilarity
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i thought i saw stacysmom at 10-20 and 15-30. why are you playing 2-4? you obviously know they dont respect your raises so you can make any money. oh wait, you must be in distribution mode. thats smart, ride out the bad stretches at 2-4 and then when party puts you on accumulator mode move back up. [/ QUOTE ] there are many stacysmoms the names were changed for anonimity (speeling?) but, yeah they pulled the doom switch on me |
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sometimes when i get in pissing matches ill buy in for my whole party roll. usually it goes something like this:
[censored]: keep playing like that and ill have your whole roll. me (probably an [censored] too): here it is. its also fun to sit at low limit tables with a bunch of gs and spew and talk [censored]. |
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Re: quoted for hilarity
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sometimes when i get in pissing matches ill buy in for my whole party roll. usually it goes something like this: [censored]: keep playing like that and ill have your whole roll. me (probably an [censored] too): here it is. its also fun to sit at low limit tables with a bunch of gs and spew and talk [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] It takes a grown man to admit doing this...but we all do it so who gives a [censored]. -SmileyEH |
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Re: quoted for hilarity
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Party 2/4. some fish just runner runner flushed his set of kings and he was going nuts. i was trying to diffuse the situation to no avail, so I tried reasoning, hence: StacysMom: would you rather him call 3 bets pf with T7 agaisnt your KK all the time hoffer: OMG YES PLZ!!!!111! StacysMom: why? hoffer: OMGJKn00bROFLMAO!!111!!! StacysMom: and then call the flop with nuts and lose so i can post in BBV on tHree pLus tHree hoffer: hi pp's are not good in multi handed pots man hoffer: so nice try but your wrong and so am I it's "you're" not your and danzasmack says that in chat boxes on parteeee cuz he and the diksha are Nits!!!11!elevennnn StacysMom: lol ok StacysMom: i think i know a little morethan you juice box hoffer: O RLLY? StacysMom: YA RLLY hoffer: felatio? hoffer: maybe that hoffer: well i think my bank roll states that i know more than everypwn hoffer: so dance off StacysMom: whats your bankroll? hoffer: try eleventy billion dollars ....over a year ago hoffer: been cashing off the same roll since StacysMom: ok hoffer: your 16 dollars no MY 16 dollars danzanit Damn he is lonely . [/ QUOTE ] |
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