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So i get AA UTG......
....tonight in a full ring online 5/10 game, and everyone folds to the SB as they should cuz I have AA you know. I want them to call, but they must know cuz this [censored] is rigged. Well, some donkey calls in the SB, cuz he's already got some money in there so why the [censored] not you know? The BB calls too cuz he is 1/2 in and you gotta call if you're 1/2 in ya know?
The flop comes down Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] both those guys check to me and I bet cuz I got f.uking AA you know? The SB calls, and the BB skeedaddles outta there. The turn is the T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. The SB checks and I bet my shiit again you know, cuz I got AA. He calls me again but I don't give a [censored] cuz I got AA. The river is 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and now this [censored] bets. He only has 1 BB left, so I say [censored] it and i raise his ass cuz i got AA and he calls and shows me A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. What a dick. |
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Re: So i get AA UTG......
Well obviously, if you were raising KJ UTG, then he would've been ahead the whole time. Maybe that was his read.
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Re: So i get AA UTG......
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and the BB skeedaddles outta there. [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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Re: So i get AA UTG......
Can we see a graph from tonight, Bob?
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Re: So i get AA UTG......
So I get AA UTG....
Shorth handed 10/20. I reverse iso-raise OOP, and the fish on my left cold-calls, exactly how I planned it. I have been using my patended reverse iso-raise against him all night long. You see, I'm that good that position doesn't matter anymore. Flop comes A83 rainbow. I have a TOP [censored] SET baby, and I hope you are beggining to understand how truly awesome I am. I bet, and the Mr. Fishy-Pooh raises. W. T. F? Rewind. Mr Fishy-Pooh Raises? Wow, he actually has top pair with a great kicker. This is the first time he has ever raised in his life, ever. I call. Turn comes Q, and I check raise his ass. I'm teaching this chump a lesson, alright. River comes K, and I bet. He raises his AK, but he doesn't realise his AK is no frigging good. I cap that [censored], and teach that fish a few more lessons. And then he turns over JTo and my head explodes with a horrid mixture of confusion and disgust. |
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Re: So i get AA UTG......
no, i dont know. ya know?
Barron |
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Re: So i get AA UTG......
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So I get AA UTG.... Shorth handed 10/20. I reverse iso-raise OOP, and the fish on my left cold-calls, exactly how I planned it. I have been using my patended reverse iso-raise against him all night long. You see, I'm that good that position doesn't matter anymore. Flop comes A83 rainbow. I have a TOP [censored] SET baby, and I hope you are beggining to understand how truly awesome I am. I bet, and the Mr. Fishy-Pooh raises. W. T. F? Rewind. Mr Fishy-Pooh Raises? Wow, he actually has top pair with a great kicker. This is the first time he has ever raised in his life, ever. I call. Turn comes Q, and I check raise his ass. I'm teaching this chump a lesson, alright. River comes K, and I bet. He raises his AK, but he doesn't realise his AK is no frigging good. I cap that [censored], and teach that fish a few more lessons. And then he turns over JTo and my head explodes with a horrid mixture of confusion and disgust. [/ QUOTE ] double gutter on the turn for him. Hardly a bad beat. He's like the favorite if party has the doom switch on you |
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no, i dont know. ya know? [/ QUOTE ] yes you do. |
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Re: So i get AA UTG......
Hey you booked a winner. Nice. Now, make it 2 days in a row and you have yourself a winning streak. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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