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I would pass on the donair sauce or creme puff donuts, especially after a spat...
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I thought it was weird of her telling me to take a shower, but I thought nothing of it. [/ QUOTE ] love this |
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you had to bump this 24 hours later for that?
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Ok, so I meet this girl. She is pretty cool, extremely mellow, and extremely fun to be with. We have been dating for about 3 weeks and everything has been going great. We go out tonight, play some pool and have some drinks. I walk her up to her door and she invites me in. I never been to her place before, so I decided to check it out. We start making out and we did the "nasty." I take my condom off and throw it in the wastebin near her nightstand and then she tells me to take a shower. I thought it was weird of her telling me to take a shower, but I thought nothing of it. I come out of the shower and she goes in and takes a shower. Now comes the weird part. I start sitting on her bed from boredom and noticed the condom is missing from the wastebin. I just thought that she threw it away somewhere else because it was looked really gross to guests or her parents to see a used rubber sitting on top of the garabage. So I wonder around her apartment and go inside her fridge to get a beer. I grabbed a budweiser, but then I noticed somewhere really strange. There were a bunch of used condoms in the dairy compartment. I WAS IN SHOCK! There were about 13 of them total and they were tied at the ends with those tiny metal wires you use to tie the ends of a trash bag. Should I bring this up to her? Should I forget that I saw this? Does this means she is crazy and I should just leave? Any suggestions would be great. [/ QUOTE ] put on some rubber gloves, open the condoms, and pour the contents of all thirteen of them onto a glass slide. then observe the sperm battle royale under microscope. |
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put on some rubber gloves, open the condoms, and pour the contents of all thirteen of them onto a glass slide. then observe the sperm battle royale under microscope. [/ QUOTE ] bwahahahahhahaha WTF lol btw: BS on the story |
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then observe the sperm battle royale under microscope. [/ QUOTE ] hehe You'd be torn though. I mean, you'd want yours to win, but if it does, does that mean it gets to fertilise a psycho? |
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put on some rubber gloves, open the condoms, and pour the contents of all thirteen of them into a glass. then observe the crazy bitch drink it all [/ QUOTE ] FYP ewww. nasty fyp. |
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Whats her myspace link?
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These could just be trophies (wtf though??), or she might have some nasty reason. You gotta get back in her place and take get back your juice. BS on this story or not, I'm flushing from now on.
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Don't you remember Gorie's lecture on not flushing condoms?
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