Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.

[diebitter]

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right?

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Nope, this is on the books. You never heard of "summa cum laude"?

[tonypaladino]

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right?

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Nope, this is on the books. You never heard of "summa cum laude"?

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A+

[EMcWilliams]

I think Ive heard this story somewhere else which leads me to doubt the truth of it.

If its true, dispose of as quickly as possible, and then leave. Unless she is a perfect 10, and even then its questionable.

[BCPVP]

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right?

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Well, technically (in this case) the condom is still on him. I think the fact that he threw it away in her wastebasket is what makes it hers, not because sperm in a condom belong to the girl. That doesn't make sense.

Weird/BS story, though. What are the concealed carry laws in your state, OP?

[uw_madtown]

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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You're kidding, right? Legislators didn't really sit around and talk about the property rights of a guy's sperm once he shoots it inside a girl, right?

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There actually was a trial on this. I'm too lazy to google it and I don't see it on Snopes anywhere, but I've at least read SOMEWHERE that there was a trial on whether or not a man was responsible for his child that was concieved when I woman saved his sperm in some manner, against his knowledge.

I believe they said that the sperm was a "gift," since he left the condom behind.

Beyond [censored] weird.

[eviljeff]

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

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heh, I love lawyers

[PocketJokers72]

The proper play would have been to slip it off, throw it at her, and in your best Japanese-English voice say:

"Keep this for your correction. I know you rike it"

[MrWookie47]

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You better make your face up,
In your favorite disguise,
With your button-down lips,
And your roller blind eyes.
With your empty smile,
And your hungry heart,
Feel the bile rising,
From your guilty past.
With your nerves in tatters,
As the cockleshell shatters,
And the hammers batter,
Down your door,
You better run.

You better run all day,
And run all night.
And keep your dirty feelings deep inside.
And if you’re taking your girlfriend out tonight,
You better park the car well out of sight.
’cause if they catch you in the back seat,
Trying to pick her locks,
They’re gonna send you back to mother,
In a cardboard box.
You better run!

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[roy_miami]

I would pass on the donair sauce or creme puff donuts, especially after a spat...

[zen_realized]

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I thought it was weird of her telling me to take a shower, but I thought nothing of it.

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love this