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Ok, so I meet this girl. She is pretty cool, extremely mellow, and extremely fun to be with. We have been dating for about 3 weeks and everything has been going great.
We go out tonight, play some pool and have some drinks. I walk her up to her door and she invites me in. I never been to her place before, so I decided to check it out. We start making out and we did the "nasty." I take my condom off and throw it in the wastebin near her nightstand and then she tells me to take a shower. I thought it was weird of her telling me to take a shower, but I thought nothing of it. I come out of the shower and she goes in and takes a shower. Now comes the weird part. I start sitting on her bed from boredom and noticed the condom is missing from the wastebin. I just thought that she threw it away somewhere else because it was looked really gross to guests or her parents to see a used rubber sitting on top of the garabage. So I wonder around her apartment and go inside her fridge to get a beer. I grabbed a budweiser, but then I noticed somewhere really strange. There were a bunch of used condoms in the dairy compartment. I WAS IN SHOCK! There were about 13 of them total and they were tied at the ends with those tiny metal wires you use to tie the ends of a trash bag. Should I bring this up to her? Should I forget that I saw this? Does this means she is crazy and I should just leave? Any suggestions would be great. |
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I love "extremely mellow."
Also, you are going to be a dad soon. |
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thats kinda [censored] up. run as fast as youc an?
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Run. Like. Hell.
She is obviously collecting sperm for some wierd reason. |
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Actually you should have flushed all the condoms and then ran like hell while she was in the shower. Now your junk is gonna be used to impregnate someone.
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i call BS
but in a case like this the correct decision in to flush them down the toilet, unless you can pick yours out then just that one if you must |
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Any suggestions would be great. [/ QUOTE ] come up with a better fake post next time you go through all the trouble of creating a new account If this is that weird scenerio where the the 2% chance this is actually a real story is true, then you misplayed the hand on every street. Helping you out here, would be like trying to teach a retard math. |
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This has gotta be one of the strangest OOT stories I've heard in a while. I couldn't imagine not saying anything to her about this. I would throw out all the condoms, write a note saying "you are a [censored] up chick" and left that in the dairy compartment and take off. Don't bother with this chick anymore unless she has some damn good reason for doing this.
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i call BS [/ QUOTE ] Got any evidence? <font color="white">Monty Lafleur stranger Reged: 12/10/05 Posts: 1 </font> Any at all? |
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[ QUOTE ] Any suggestions would be great. [/ QUOTE ] come up with a better fake post next time you go through all the trouble of creating a new account If this is that weird scenerio where the the 2% chance this is actually a real story is true, then you misplayed the hand on every street. Helping you out here, would be like trying to teach a retard math. [/ QUOTE ] This comeing from Mr. "Oh Stacy!" Silly Rabbit TRIX are for kids. You should have grabbed a paper towel or a bag then scooped up all the condoms and dumped them somewhere, anywhere just far far away from that looney. |
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