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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
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[ QUOTE ] When you trip, do a front flip and land on your feet. [/ QUOTE ] I did this once and it saved my life. I didn't get laid, though. [/ QUOTE ] You shoulda been humming your own theme tune loudly. Then you'd have got laid. |
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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
I say (with a grin), "I always mansge to look like an ass in front of beautiful women" and move on. Of course, an old married dude like me can get away with this.
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#3
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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
Bow.
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#4
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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
Say "careful, there's a lot of gravity over there." If she laughs, then you know you've got a hot and intelligent girl on your hands that you can flirt with and ask out. If not, then she's a ditz and don't worry about it.
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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
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Say "careful, there's a lot of gravity over there." If she laughs, then you know you've got a hot and intelligent girl on your hands that you can flirt with and ask out. If not, then she's a ditz and don't worry about it. ScottieK [/ QUOTE ] This is brillant. With a line like this, you could fake fall to pick up girls. Always a good ice breaker. |
#6
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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
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So I'm walking to class and I run up the stairs to the door and trip on the last step (yes I'm a [censored]). A hot girl from about 10 feet to the side of you stares at you, what do you do/say? I just brushed myself off and kept walking. Anyone consider doing anything else like doing pushups or saying "I'm OK!"? [/ QUOTE ] I have never considered doing anything like what you describe. As for what the correct course of action is, that depends on whether you would like to have sex with the hot girl. If you would then you ought to take this opportunity to introduce yourself to her. If you would not then it doesn't much matter what you do. |
#7
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take this opportunity to introduce yourself to her [/ QUOTE ] and how exactly would this go? |
#8
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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
"Hi, you might know me from falling on my ass 10 seconds ago"
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#9
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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
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[ QUOTE ] take this opportunity to introduce yourself to her [/ QUOTE ] and how exactly would this go? [/ QUOTE ] "Hi I'm embrassed, and you are?" |
#10
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Re: You fall, what is your next move?
Slap the palm of your hand into your forehead three times while closing your eyes and saying, "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"
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