Trip report: 1st Time I used my Lap Top in the Head

[CrazyEyez]

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Anyway, thought OOT would appreciate this one.

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You thought wrong.

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If something similar has already been posted flame away, I blame the search function.

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Yeah we get "I sh*t on my laptop" threads weekly.

Please don't post again.

[ChipWrecked]

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Anyway, thought OOT would appreciate this one.

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You thought wrong.

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If something similar has already been posted flame away, I blame the search function.

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Yeah we get "I sh*t on my laptop" threads weekly.

Please don't post again.

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Agreed. This sounds like it belongs in WPT to me.

[tom441lbk]

haha, funny story, friend got drunk lost about a G drunk playing omaha hi/lo above his BR, and drunkenly pissed all over his laptop

[whiskeytown]

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This sounds like it belongs in WPT to me.

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I nominate the Internet Forum instead... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

[SackUp]

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This sounds like it belongs in WPT to me.

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I nominate the Internet Forum instead... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

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Yeah, this is definite Zoo material.

And I found the story very funny. But how the hell do you shoot stuff out while sitting on the toilet? You must be rather skinny, have a huge toilet, or both?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[TTChamp]

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And I found the story very funny. But how the hell do you shoot stuff out while sitting on the toilet? You must be rather skinny, have a huge toilet, or both??

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I think what happened was that I "opened the hatch" before I was sitting the whole way down. As a result the crap splashed in the toilet and came back out between my legs. I am skinny and the toilet is pre-water conservation so it is big and very full of water. There was also carmel crap on the back of the toilet,the bath mat, and all over my balls.

God Damn Boy Scouts!

[TTChamp]

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You thought wrong.


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Yeah we get "I sh*t on my laptop" threads weekly.

Please don't post again.

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I guess I was worried because people are so provincial on here. Thanks for proving me wrong.

[Brainwalter]

BS

[danzasmack]

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BS

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[Blarg]

We big city type sophisticates are always trading diarrhea stories here. It's what separates us from the animals.