Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)

[oddjob]

2 stories

1. i was taking a dump at work, and the guy next to me went to the toilet paper at least a dozen times to wipe his ass. i was so sure his toilet was going to overflow and drench the floor with [censored] and toilet paper water, that i lifted my legs up in preparation. this was when i realized he has a new son, and that one day he will teach his kid to wad up his toilet paper and use half a roll of tp.

2. there was this fat dude that was in the room next door, and smelled so bad that the odor was strong even with their door closed. he dropped out of school halfway throught the 1st semester and that was when we realized it was his skinny roommate that smelled so bad.

i really have no idea what point i was trying to make with either of these.