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Opening Hand of a Party 50+5. I'm one of 3 people to bite it:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx Hero (t1000) UTG+1 (t1000) UTG+2 (t1000) MP1 (t1000) MP2 (t1000) MP3 (t1000) CO (t1000) Button (t1000) SB (t1000) BB (t1000) Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Hero calls t15, UTG+1 calls t15, [color=#666666]6 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]SB raises to t57.5</font>, BB calls t45, Hero calls t45, UTG+1 calls t45. Flop: (t237.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font> Turn: (t237.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font> River: (t237.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font> Final Pot: t237.50 Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF] SB has Qc Qh (one pair, queens). BB has Ks 3c (straight, five high). Hero has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives). UTG+1 has 4s 4h (three of a kind, fours). Outcome: BB wins t237.50. </font> |
#102
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My bad beat is about me not even being able to play poker. My body refuses to double click on that party poker icon. I should be making $1k a day. Maybe the reason I got a 12+tabling setup recently is just so it LOOKS like I work.
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#103
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half whining, half punching myself in the face...
part 1, punching myself in the face: 7k (about 1.5 average with 400 left out of 2000) in the 7:25 $11 MTT on Party. I'd been playing pretty well up to that point so I guess I figured it was time to do something real retarded. blinds are 100/200. 3 limpers & the SB completes, I check in the BB with J8o. Flop JJ2. I check, first limper checks, second limper bets 400 into 1000 pot. 3rd limper raises to 1100, I call, bettor re-raises all-in for 3000 more, raiser folds, and I.....CALL????! OMFGWTFNOOBSUXXORZ!!! part 2, whining: less than 1 orbit later, I have 3k left & pick up KK. UTG makes it 900, UTG+1 flat calls, I push, folded to UTG. UTG calls. UTG+1 calls! I'm up against JJ & QQ and they both have me covered!! I hate life. |
#104
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does this qualify?
Donk limps in MP3, I raise ~2.5BB in CO with AKo. Blinds fold. Donk thinks, then pushes. I have the smaller stack and call, as I haven't seen him do anything tricky, and in the hand just before I made a similar bet from the button with AQs after his limp and he folded. He turns over AT. Flop has a T, and I am UI to the river. I know he's only a 3:1 dog. |
#105
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1/3/5/39. Ship the dough, Out. This is at the $109's btw.
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#106
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this one time i had AA and lost
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#107
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You know I'm only whining cause you said to post here.
Come to the conclusion that pokerstars is rigged, at least the $16s and $27s turbo sngs. First set, nothing would go right and 8 of 10 I lost to 3 outers!!!! MFer. Next set, 4 f'n 2nds in a row, despite having a heavy chiplead in 2 of them (f'n luckboxes). Their lobby sucks, wouldn't it be nice to only show registering sngs, and maybe even just NL HE sngs?? Too much to ask? And these $hitty tournie lobbies. What the F do I need that for?? Why won't it just auto close?? Course I close it anyway. Why the F do tables open on top of each other?? Pain in my ass. Avatars?? They clutter up the table. Even with a customized stars version of the 'greenfelt' PP table mod it still doesn't look clean. I want party table style clean. Their chat?? Well I didn't berate anyone, guess I'm over that. But it's a pain in the ass how the typing shifts to another table!!! Jesus, who was bright enough to put that in? I do like the stacks though. And turbos *seem* faster than party stacks, even the 800. The players at stars really are awful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I haven't played the $22s for a bit, but the stars players are every bit as bad. Loose mofos too. Breakeven after 90 minutes work, wtf?? And stop emailing me these damn tournie summaries. I don't give a $hit how well I did, only how much I made. Can't believe it's turned on by default. Your cards and action buttons suck, like everyone elses. That's why I had to customize them. Anything else?? Cashouts baby!!! Awesome. Only felt like doing this because there is an 'official' thread. Citanul, don't encourage it, I think the forum is getting better now that these type of threads are locked. People were learning, but now you're just giving them their fix again. |
#108
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wow...$20+2 stars
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx Button (t1500) SB (t1500) Hero (t1500) UTG (t1500) UTG+1 (t1500) MP1 (t1500) MP2 (t1500) MP3 (t1500) CO (t1500) Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, 2 folds</font>, MP3 calls t20, 1 fold</font>, Button calls t20, SB raises to t40</font>, Hero calls t20, UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, MP3 calls t20, Button calls t20. Flop: (t240) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 players)</font> SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, Button checks. Turn: (t240) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 players)</font> SB bets t80</font>, Hero raises to t260</font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t260, MP3 folds, Button folds, SB raises to t1460</font>, Hero calls t1200 (All-In), UTG+1 calls t1200 (All-In). River: (t4620) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)</font> Final Pot: t4620 Results: SB has Kh Jh (full house, fives full of kings). Hero has As 3s (flush, ace high). UTG+1 has 4d Qh (full house, fives full of fours). Outcome: SB wins t4620. </font> ZZzzZZzz |
#109
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I fell asleep early and slept through prime hours on a holiday eve.
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#110
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I played 12 hours of said time period, and still lost [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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