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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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And then you're free to just murder each other. This is how we end up with dead bodies that go undiscovered for months. [/ QUOTE ] Isn't this the ending we are trying to achieve? |
#32
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
OP is a chick, dude
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I have. [/ QUOTE ] step 2...used condoms. your reply to my post should have been in the OP. |
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Move your bed up against the adjoining wall and bang the [censored] out of your gf while she screams and moans (even more than usual). When the cops come, tell them sheepishly that your gf is a bit loud, but you have every right to enjoy sex in the privacy of your home. Do this whenever the bitch has company over and all times in between. She'll move out or ask to join you. [/ QUOTE ] You mean my boyfriend? And yes, this is a great idea. I think I'll try it when he gets home. I gotta head out for a while but I'll check back later. Thanks for all the great ideas. |
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OP is a chick, dude [/ QUOTE ] does this somehow make this idea less awesome? |
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I assume you've already talked to building management? They should be able to tell you what constitutes breaking quiet hours...
I can't imagine that getting home and allowing your door to close on it's own is illegal. If all else fails, cut her break cables. |
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[ QUOTE ] Move your bed up against the adjoining wall and bang the [censored] out of your gf while she screams and moans (even more than usual). When the cops come, tell them sheepishly that your gf is a bit loud, but you have every right to enjoy sex in the privacy of your home. Do this whenever the bitch has company over and all times in between. She'll move out or ask to join you. [/ QUOTE ] You mean my boyfriend? And yes, this is a great idea. I think I'll try it and post a videowhen he gets home. [/ QUOTE ] FYP [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
#38
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms. [/ QUOTE ] no OOTiots have sex though [/ QUOTE ] At least not with condoms. Condoms are for sailors. [/ QUOTE ] filthy buggers going port to port..... and to the OP: wait till she's having company (preferably parents)and have an escort service/ strip club send over some dancers for a girl on girl or guy on guy show. |
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[ QUOTE ] What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms. [/ QUOTE ] no OOTiots have sex though [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms. [/ QUOTE ] no OOTiots have sex though [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] haha dex, we KNOW you didn't use them. granted, it was your wife [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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