Tips for "converting 3rd downs"

[diebitter]

1) Concentrate on stimulating safer erogenous areas. Knees, lower thigh, hair, back of neck shoulders, arms, hands.

2) Tease around the breasts without going for nipples, make her want you to touch them.

3) More alcohol, dimmer lighting, cool, sexy jazz or similar.

4) don't talk or say sorry, keep kissing and respect their wishes for a small time, at least.

PS. There seems to be a trend of n000bs asking 'hook up with girls/do this/do that' stuff.

Am I being stupid answering these - is it just a troll?