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Weirdest first date ever
So my friend im's me discussing what we are doin for this weekend. He starts talkin about some girls he was supposed to meet.
him: got a date on friday morning and another one friday night him: what about you? me: friday morning? him: yeah, i took off work him: i took off work to take a girl out me: lol me: who? him: the one that was supposed to go to the Jets game with us him: we are going out for breakfast, then to her gyno, then to get her a new license and after that, no idea me: WHAT me: her gyno? him: yup me: wtf him: only day she could get an appointment me: you are gonna meet this girl then sit in the gyno office while she has an appointment??? him: yeah, i will bring a golf magizine or something him: she was joking around and asked if i wanted to take friday off to be her chaufer him: so i said sure him: i figure, if we can have at least a decent time friday doing odd thiings, we should have a great time doing fun things I think this is a high risk, high reward situation. I can't possibly seeing this be a smart play. From what I have gathered he has never met this girl previously. |
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Re: Weirdest first date ever
uh, taking off work to follow her around doing boring errands? might as well just tell her you're a wimp and beg her to let you hold her purse while she goes to the restroom.
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Re: Weirdest first date ever
If she's the kind of girl that this will impress, he could easily get laid. If not, he's making a terrible mistake. But even if he beds her, he's only the second guy to be in her that day.
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Re: Weirdest first date ever
Wow.
Pics of the girl are obviously necessary. |
#5
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Even if your guy seals the deal, he won't be the first dude inside her that day.
Damn you, Autocratic! |
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I actually think this is a great idea. Much more fun/unusual/weird than the standard, Eat out, movie boolsheet.
Your friend is like the DERB of dating. |
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uh, taking off work to follow her around doing boring errands? [/ QUOTE ] I like that he's raising the boredom level by bringing golf magazines. |
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i wonder if she will give him his balls back when the "date" is over?
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Re: Weirdest first date ever
I can only imagine the conversation in the car afterwards:
Guy: So how was it? Girl: You know, the usual. Sit in the stirrups while some old guy gets a little rough with his finger. Guy: (Thinking WTF) Uh, is that normal? Girl: You get used to it, though I always hate the rectal part of the exam. Guy: You wanna go get some lunch? Girl: No, just drop me off at home so I can wash out K-Y out of my ***** |
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Re: Weirdest first date ever
I am working on getting a picture, I will post if I get one. I am eager to see what this girl looks like as well.
As for the situation, if anyone can pull this off it's this kid. InThaCup and RT can vouch that this guy is off his rocker and can do things most guys cant. |
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