How would you react? B&M Confrontation last night

[Yarney]

I know exactly how I would react in this situation. First I would stare at the man for a good 6 seconds in reflection of how much of a douche he is, then I would say "Wow buddy, I wish I could be as cool as you when I win a coin flip in a $50 sit and go. I can't wait to see more of your witty comments on next years world series final table." That should leave the entire table looking at him like a retard, which is plenty good enough to make me happy.

-Yarney