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MySpace/AIM Trip Report
So, it's been a while since I've done a trip report of any kind and this seems to be perfect OOT fodder anyway.
I am on MySpace (like most of the people in SoCal my age seem to be on it). I get very few random messages and/or friend invites. Anyway, last night when I was about to pack it in and go to sleep I checked MySpace and saw I had a friend invite from a dog that lives in SF. Some douche apparently thought making a page for his dog was cool. So I start complaining to all my friends via AIM that apparently only dogs (literally) will talk to me on MySpace and that a cute chick is apparently out of the question. Lo and behold about 5 minutes later I ended up getting a message from a cute chick: She sent a message saying I was cute and asking to chat with her on AIM. At first I thought it easily could be one of my delinquent STTF friends who happened to have some weird fake account. But, meh, it's not like sleep is important or anything. I checked out her profile and she had these other pics available for viewing: Okay, so I thought 'Well, she's cute enough it would seem' but was still very wary since I haven't really ever interacted with anyone random from MySpace. Could be some porn spammer, could be a hooker, could be a friend messing with me. But, it also could be a chick who was gtg. So I took the possible 'bait.' This is an abridged, for readability and OOT enjoyment, conversation that took place last night between the hours of 12am and 3am. I included all information that I felt was applicable for thread discussion and advice. Yugo: Hello? Chica: hi Chica: im bored. I cannot sleep Chica: i like ur song Chica: its cute Yugo: the ying yang twins are great....that song may be the best song of '05 Chica: I didnt feel like going out Chica: I had school until 10pm Chica: I was born in Peru Chica: moved to NJ when i was 11 Chica: here when I was 16 Yugo: ;-) Chica: Jersey is the [censored] Chica: but nothing beats SO cal Chica: well maybe northern ,,, lol Yugo: yeah.....it's close Chica: I love the bay area Chica: Im a sociology major criminology minor Chica: I work with juvenile delinquents Chica: for a small city Chica: I supervise community service in the city Chica: i cant beleive im still up Chica: i get up shower have breakfast talk to my mom Chica: I live with my parents Chica: usually yell at each other in spanish Chica: lol Chica: I live with my dad too Chica: he calls me from work Chica: we chat Chica: I need to move Chica: Im going to Peru in april for a couple of months Chica: and brasil too Chica: I need sometime in the real world Chica: are u a dancer? Yugo: I am a person who likes to dance :-) Chica: wow Chica: white man can dance? lol Yugo: I said I *like* to ;-) Chica: i was going to point that out Yugo: whether or not I can is up to my dancing partner(s) Yugo: I let other people judge me on dancing ..... I already judge myself on way too much as it is Chica: so u been there to the boogie Chica: did u take ur pants off Chica: lol Yugo: no Yugo: would i take my pants off?......perhaps [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Chica: take it off Chica: i think they have strippers on fridays Chica: they have girls who always dance on the bar half naked Chica: do u like strip bars Chica: spearmint? Yugo: I've been there in Vegas Yugo: I'd love to do a compare/contrast Yugo: see if they're at all similar Chica: how old are u again? Yugo: 24 Chica: young boy Chica: lol Chica: im 23 Chica: i am blunt sometimes and direct Chica: must be jersey Yugo: haha...perhaps Chica: but i find that to be more real Yugo: I am too to be fair...but that's generally b/c I just like being direct and authentic Yugo: exactly :-) Yugo: ppl in the midwest don't somehow....and are uncomfortable with it Chica: not a hurtful bitch Chica: as long as u can go to bed and think u did something good I think u should feel happy and proud Yugo: did you feel that way last night? Chica: I did, Chica: Im so busy Chica: I think I would be able to enjoy it more if I wasnt so busy Chica: like I feel like I didnt talk to my dad today I was in the middle of someting at work Yugo: oh.....well yes Chica: they want to reach out and sometimes I dont have time Chica: we want to go somewhere for thanksgiving Chica: maybe rosarito Yugo: I was in rosarito not very long ago I went with my cousins and friends Chica: did u go to papas and beer Chica: the bull Yugo: yes! Yugo: i definitely rode the bull and felt the flow! Yugo: no one else would go with me tho Chica: im the only one who got on it too Chica: lol Yugo: so anyway...I dominated the bull then I got us all up on one of the platform things Yugo: that's b/c we know how to have fun! Chica: lol Yugo: oh...I also insisted that we go to the upper level and dance on the bar that was unoccupied...that was hot Chica: u have a lil stripper in u lol Chica: i like my boobs Yugo: I bet you do ;-) Chica: so what are u wearing? Chica: lol Chica: im wearing black boy shorts and a baby blue shirt Chica: turns me on lol Yugo: no wonder you can't go to sleep...you're too hot right now Chica: i have a camera phone Chica: takes decent pics Chica: well indecent Chica: what is ur background Chica: i know u are white but Chica: do u have some flavor Chica: u look kinda armenian at first Chica: yugoslavian maybe Yugo: you should send me those pics Chica: i like my tits Chica: I dont want to send u pics of my ass Chica: i think naked men are not the sexiest Chica: it's attitude and i like brains Chica: women are prettier to look at [Yugo sends pic] Yugo: here I am with this really annoying chick Chica: she is cute Yugo: well.....yeah...but the thing is...she is a huge bitch Chica: she probably needs to get laid Chica: be a friend Yugo: it must be hard having such a sexy ass Yugo: and too tired to go out and shake it Chica: so when is the last time u got some Yugo: the weekend before last [this was a complete lie....in fact, the only thing I lied about was my sexual experience sine my read on her was that she was a freak.] Yugo: when I was in vegas with friends Yugo: but it should have been this past weekend Chica: u r a lil hoe Chica: lol Chica: im kidding Chica: actually i shouldnt talk Chica: i got some this weekend Yugo: sounds like a long story with a happy ending though Chica: a few happy endings Chica: I hadnt for a while Chica: i broke up with my bf june Yugo: so how many happy endings did you receive? Chica: one Chica: im a giver Chica: lol Yugo: nice.....ahh i c Chica: no it is hard for me Chica: i need more practice Chica: lol Yugo: well what stimulates you the most? Yugo: partners tongue? Chica: i love oral Yugo: your own touch? Chica: i do that also Yugo: ahh.....I agree :-) Chica: have u slept with latin women Yugo: no :-( Yugo: I haven't been that lucky I guess Chica: my ass is too big for u then Yugo: you know what Sir Mix A Lot says...'LA face with an Oakland booty' Chica: i have an oakland booty Yugo: an oakland booty is a very sexy booty Chica: u dont have to convince me i like my booty Chica: do u have a booty? Yugo: yes I do Chica: black from the waist down? Yugo: you're not wrong Chica: oh I havent had black scary Chica: too big Yugo: what positions do you enjoy most? Chica: on top an doggy style Chica: i couldnt do doggy style good this weekend he was big Chica: we had to do it slow Yugo: I don't like to rush into sex though....I think touch is important too Yugo: caressing....licking....teasing.....whispering Chica: I dont rush into sex with people i dont know. Chica: i love foreplay and oral Chica: ive slept with 5 people Chica: as of sat [boring explanation of past sexual partners...Yugo makes some [censored] up] Chica: OMG it is so dam late Yugo: we should check out one of these clubs you like so much......or a strip club so that I can compare/contrast Yugo: but I need a cool guide like you :-) Chica: well spearmint it is then Chica: get u a lap dance Chica: from candy Chica: but i might have to take this girl from school to a bar chica: we can talk tomorrow Yugo: sweet dreams Chica: adios chico [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] So, my initial read that she was a complete freak was probably wrong, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. She spent way too much time talking about had way too many details for it to be a complete scam. While she obviously enjoyed being naughty online it also seemed like she was more down to earth and much less sexually active (*perhaps*) than one would originally think. I welcome *all* advice on what my play should now be. I should also add that in one week I am going to Amsterdam [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] with friends and plan to basically go crazy, so I have wild times [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] in my near future no matter what becomes of this. Yugoslav |
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
gd; IM
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
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Chica: lol I welcome *all* advice on what my play should now be. [/ QUOTE ] Not worth it. |
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
does she have moustache?
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
second and third pics look like two different women.
Your play: meet him (oops) I mean, her for coffee. |
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
I had no idea all these hijinx went on online.
Jeez, why couldn't the internet have been around 10 years ago [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] oh, it was... |
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
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Chica: u look kinda armenian at first Chica: yugoslavian maybe [/ QUOTE ] She's onto you |
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
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I had no idea all these hijinx went on online. Jeez, why couldn't the internet have been around 20 years ago [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] It's posts like this that me hate being old. |
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
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[ QUOTE ] Chica: u look kinda armenian at first Chica: yugoslavian maybe [/ QUOTE ] She's onto you [/ QUOTE ] That quote makes me suspicious, she just busts out the guess of yugoslavian? Smells a little. |
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Re: MySpace/AIM Trip Report
After you were done beating off furiously afterwards, did you feel guilty knowing in your heart-of-hearts that this is a dude?
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