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Best Pick-up Lines
Self-explanatory
What is the best pick-up line you've heard/seen? |
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Re: Best Pick-up Lines
I mean "best" in the sense of "funniet"
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Re: Best Pick-up Lines
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Re: Best Pick-up Lines
[censored] me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
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Re: Best Pick-up Lines
Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.
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Re: Best Pick-up Lines
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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Can I wear your ass as a hat?
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Re: Best Pick-up Lines
Let's play army: I'll lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me.
Nice shoes. Wanna [censored]? |
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Are you wearing deodorant? 'Cause I can smell your balls from here.
I never understood it either, but I knew this guy in high school who used this line all the time. Of course, it never worked. |
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Re: Best Pick-up Lines
I'm ashamed to say I once used...
"Excuse me. Can i ask you a question?" "Sure" "Exactly how does one go about becoming the most beautiful girl in the world?" Yea. I was pretty drunk, but it worked pretty well. |
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