who's going to be able to properly document professional online poker?

[uncleshady]

In the future, poker will be played in a steel cage by teams armed with chainsaws and spears. You will have to play 80 tables simultaneously with no Pokertracker or HUD or even a mouse. Single elimination matches will winnow down the combatants until it is heads up. 2 MEN WILL ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! And yes, he gets 28% rakeback at Party - no strings.