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Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
In my crusade against low content whiny downswing posts and stat posts with 0 self-analysis I have decided to have a competition. My how to pull out of a downswing post didn't quell the insurrection. I'm looking for a limrick (or other rhymed poem) that gets the following points across with humor, and elegance.
If you are a winning player, just keep playing. Whining won't help. If you are a losing player, posts like these won't turn you into a winning player. You are a turd for posting this crap. I will then respond to posts I think are no-content whiny posts with the winning poem forever. The poem must be 2-3 stanzas. The limrick rhyme scheme is AABBA. For example... Hi, I play 10/20 Sometimes it gets me all benty But when I win big and suckout like a pig My pants start to look kinda tenty. I write really bad limricks. That is the reason for the contest. I want a good one. The winner will get access to 1.2 Mil 5/10 hands, 1 Mil 10/20 hands, 450K 3/6 hands, 800K 2/4 hands, and 5 Mil 15/30+ hands. This is not a lame excuse to advertise since I'm shutting down my business. Winner announced in this thread on Sunday. Krishan |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
I used to lose and cry
My friends would ask me why When at year's end Compared to them My chart had hit the sky |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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I used to lose and cry My friends would ask me why When at year's end Compared to them My chart had hit the sky [/ QUOTE ] It's a nice limrick but I want it to get across three points. 1. If you are a winning player, just keep playing. Whining won't help. 2. If you are a losing player, posts like these won't turn you into a winning player. 3. You are a turd for posting this crap. The poem must be 2-3 stanzas. I enjoyed your parody by the way. Krishan |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
ignore the 2nd one too then
I'll try again |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
You know variance should be your friend,
It's a long road that will never end, If you see lots of callers, You'll get all the dollars, And end up with more money to spend. If you move up cause players are bad, You read on a forum it's rad, Instead of reading good books, You're whining 'bout hooks, For you poker is just a fad. These stat posts will never go well, Your BR will never quite swell, Instead of studying hard, You post stats like a tard, And now won't you please go to hell. |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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These stat posts will never go well, Your BR will never quite swell, Instead of studying hard, You post stats like a tard, And now won't you please go to hell. [/ QUOTE ] Pure gold. Krishan |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
When you've only played 5 thousand hands,
Frustration might make its demands, But all long term winners Might take you to dinner, And say "Shut up! Post some hands!" These stat posts will never go well, Your BR will never quite swell, Instead of studying hard, You post stats like a tard, And now won't you please go to hell. |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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You know variance should be your friend, It's a long road that will never end, If you see lots of callers, You'll get all the dollars, And end up with more money to spend. If you move up cause players are bad, You read on a forum it's rad, Instead of reading good books, You're whining 'bout hooks, For you poker is just a fad. These stat posts will never go well, Your BR will never quite swell, Instead of studying hard, You post stats like a tard, And now won't you please go to hell. [/ QUOTE ] This is awesome, literally LOL'd. The 2nd stanza needs some help though, it doesn't do justice to the first and the third [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Surf |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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The poem must be 2-3 stanzas. [/ QUOTE ] I refuse to write a limerick of more than one stanza dq'd on a technicality [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
There once was a man from hushtucket,
Who's luck was so bad he said 'f*ck it' He gave in to such tilt, Lost the BR he built, And now he can never say 'muck it'. So take heed my hush poster and learn, For the best of us always do earn, If you know what to do, Trust your gut and brain too, May your CR clean outs on the turn. But for those who continue to whine, STFU and reread your line, You can't possibly win, When your play is a sin, Now give me your money, its mine. nm, understood |
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