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Some jewish jokes....
Some of these only jews will get....
> All we ever hear are Jewish jokes, so here are some Gentile jokes: > > A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine > jacket. How much is it?" > The salesman says, "It's $500." > The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it." > > ******************* > Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own > business, don't you? How's it going?" > The other Gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!" > > ******************** > Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about > children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction > worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck > driver!" > > ******************* > A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me > for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I > can't make it." His mother says, "OK." > > ************************************************** **** > A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. > The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife > will have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have > coffee." The waiter says, "How would you like your steak and salad > prepared?" The man says, "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is > fine as is." The waiter says, "Thank you." > > ************************************************** *********** > A Gentile man calls his elderly mother. > He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?" > She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for > calling." |
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
This is only one joke.
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
I am Jewish and find 0 of these remotely funny.
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
got all of them except #2....a little help?
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
Haha.
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
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got all of them except #2....a little help? [/ QUOTE ] A Jew would expatiate on the state of his business...... |
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
Ya dohn hafta be Joo-ish ta ah-preciate Joo-ish hew-mer.
If you want really, really good Jewish humor, look up Myron Cohen (sp?). One of the funniest men who ever lived. And he did all ethnicities/cultures. Great stuff. ty [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
> A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine
> jacket. How much is it?" > The salesman says, "It's $500." > The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it." HAHAHAHAHHA /jew |
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
So am I, not even the last one?
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