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Re: Bad first date idea?
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Is this the waitress? [/ QUOTE ] |
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Is this the waitress? [/ QUOTE ] yeah. |
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Re: Bad first date idea?
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[ QUOTE ] Is this the waitress? [/ QUOTE ] yeah. [/ QUOTE ] On another train of thought, this would be the perfect opportunity to put out a 'feeler bet' to see what her intentions towards you are. If you stick her in the worst possible situation (feeler bet), and all she does is rave about how great a time she had (call), she only wants your dough. If she complains about not knowing anyone and yadda yadda (Pot sized raise), then she may ACTUALLY want to get to know YOU, not your wallet. Just be prepared to fold or raise all-in on the turn after you get the information you were looking for. Fold = Cut the 'party date' short and have an awesome backup plan. Push = Cut her loose with some cab fare and pick up some stray poon. The "feeler bet/fold to raise" scenario can actually be the best opportunity for a quality relationship. She will think you really want to be with her and please her, by dumping your current plans on the spot and doing something much more romantic and fantastical. It's simply a position raise, but she is tight/passive and will believe you hold a strong hand. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Is this the waitress? [/ QUOTE ] yeah. [/ QUOTE ] On another train of thought, this would be the perfect opportunity to put out a 'feeler bet' to see what her intentions towards you are. If you stick her in the worst possible situation (feeler bet), and all she does is rave about how great a time she had (call), she only wants your dough. If she complains about not knowing anyone and yadda yadda (Pot sized raise), then she may ACTUALLY want to get to know YOU, not your wallet. Just be prepared to fold or raise all-in after you get the information you were looking for. Fold = Cut the 'party date' short and have an awesome backup plan. Push = Cut her loose with some cab fare and pick up some stray poon. [/ QUOTE ] This is dumb. Life is not a p*ker game and aside from the crappy metaphors, the advice is terrible. |
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This is dumb. Life is not a p*ker game and aside from the crappy metaphors, the advice is terrible. [/ QUOTE ] I thought they were great metaphors. But I am one truly manipulative bastard. And yes, life is a poker game. |
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Re: Bad first date idea?
Championship post.
Life is indeed a poker game. |
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You should never ever make a post like this again.
Gay poker metaphors can [censored] off and die. |
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Re: Bad first date idea?
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On another train of thought, this would be the perfect opportunity to put out a 'feeler bet' to see what her intentions towards you are. If you stick her in the worst possible situation (feeler bet), and all she does is rave about how great a time she had (call), she only wants your dough. If she complains about not knowing anyone and yadda yadda (Pot sized raise), then she may ACTUALLY want to get to know YOU, not your wallet. Just be prepared to fold or raise all-in on the turn after you get the information you were looking for. Fold = Cut the 'party date' short and have an awesome backup plan. Push = Cut her loose with some cab fare and pick up some stray poon. The "feeler bet/fold to raise" scenario can actually be the best opportunity for a quality relationship. She will think you really want to be with her and please her, by dumping your current plans on the spot and doing something much more romantic and fantastical. It's simply a position raise, but she is tight/passive and will believe you hold a strong hand. [/ QUOTE ] I know this is 6 hrs after this thread has died down. I just want to say that this post is AWFUL, between the advice and the p**** lingo combined. I want to notify the moderator of this post but I dont need Mat looking at it. [censored] do something about this guy. Edit: I didnt even see page 2 of this thread to see Dids already post that...Good call |
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I agree. This is the worst post I have ever read in my life.
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I agree. This is the worst post I have ever read in my life. [/ QUOTE ] Poker metaphors can be good. This one sucked. Truly truly sad. That is all. |
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