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Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
I went to 7/11 today. I had a good little Larry David moment. At the door as I was leaving, there was a black guy, 25ish, who I stereotyped as 'empowerred' (I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it). We brushed shoulders. This was the conversation:
Me: "Excuse me brother, my bad" (brother or 'bro' is standard speech for me, regardless of race) BG: "Don't patronize me. I ain't your brother." Me: "Are you serious? You gotta be kidding, right?" BG: "[insert some random pride-based speech]" Me: "Sorry, next time I see you, would you prefer Chief, Amigo, or [censored]?" -JOTR |
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
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I went to 7/11 today. I had a good little Larry David moment. At the door as I was leaving, there was a black guy, 25ish, who I stereotyped as 'empowerred' (I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it). We brushed shoulders. This was the conversation: Me: "Excuse me brother, my bad" (brother or 'bro' is standard speech for me, regardless of race) BG: "Don't patronize me. I ain't your brother." Me: "Are you serious? You gotta be kidding, right?" BG: "[insert some random pride-based speech]" Me: "Sorry, next time I see you, would you prefer Chief, Amigo, or [censored]?" -JOTR [/ QUOTE ] my bad? cmon..... |
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
Your next comeback would have to be "Gaylord"
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot [/ QUOTE ] I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word. |
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
This guy was clearly not familiar with Hulk Hogan's body of work.
WTF |
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
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[ QUOTE ] i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot [/ QUOTE ] I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word. [/ QUOTE ] Did you go jihad on his ass? |
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
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[ QUOTE ] i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot [/ QUOTE ] I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word. [/ QUOTE ] Obviously, you and him must bury the hatchet and smoke a peace pipe. |
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
excellent
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Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot [/ QUOTE ] I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word. [/ QUOTE ] Obviously, you and him must bury the hatchet and smoke a peace pipe. [/ QUOTE ] i believe the correct terminology is "smoke'em peace pipe" |
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