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Sometimes it\'s too easy.
*wacki walks out of a bar drunk as hell and spots an amazing pair of legs.
drunk wacki: I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful woman. Long Leg Ann: Well I think you are very beautiful man drunk wacki: No No No. You are a very beautiful woman. Long Leg Ann: No No No. You are a very beautiful man. drunk wacki: Well, ms. very beautiful. Do you have a name? Long Leg Ann: It's ann, what's yours? drunk wacki: My friends call me wacki drunk wacki *to ann's friend*: I would just like to tell you that your friend Ann is a very beautiful woman. Long Leg Ann's friend *wide eyed and nodding head profusely: She really really really likes you! drunk wacki: well beautiful ann. Can I call or e-mail you or something? Long Leg Ann: You can do whatever you want. (very drunk wacki swaps phone numbers and tells her he will call her and leaves to find his friends.) All I know is her name and her number. Calling her will be interesting. I hope not talking to her more wasn't a bad thing. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] After losing my friends I passed out in my car. I woke up to see this: That girl has to be a slut. Should I knock on her door and say hi? Oh [censored] [censored] I said slut! Ban me! Ban me! Ban me!!!!! oh wait you can't cuz I'm green!!!!! AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to show you my PEEN [censored] my PEEN. I want to show you my PEEN!!!!!!!!!!! <font color="white">stolen from El Diablo </font> DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!! random bee dog! |
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
are you still drunk?
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
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are you still drunk? [/ QUOTE ] Unless he somehow sobered up in the three minutes it took you to respond, I'd venture HELL NO! Swede |
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
I just want to tell you you are a very good mod
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
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[ QUOTE ] I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
If there was ever a better reason for self-moderating, I haven't seen it.
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
um, get sober then call her? stay drunk and call her? sober up, then get drunk and call her? this is a definate wrench in the standard practices.
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod [/ QUOTE ] If I said you were a beautiful mody would you hold it against me? |
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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
Hey your friends don't really call you Wacki right?
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