Best line from Laguna Beach

[Ulysses]

"The way her makeup is, that's like Mission Viejo, or inland Orange County, not Laguna Beach"

BTW, Jason is the biggest a-hole in the world, and Alex is not hot at all, but he rules. Also, what happened to Steven? How does he go from super stud into total pussy so fast? Last year he is super player with both girls wrapped around his finger. Now, Kristen just toys with him, and LC is about to start hooking up with Steven. Oh yeah, Steven, nice that you won't graduate from SF State or wherever because you "soaked up what you wanted to" up North. And Kristen really is the Devil, but we all knew that already.