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Re: So I lost my virginity
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on [/ QUOTE ] Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down. [/ QUOTE ] i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys [/ QUOTE ] no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide [/ QUOTE ] ur saying im loose? [/ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like cut my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] yes |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] lol [/ QUOTE ] Might make you feel better. Won't stop your dick from falling off though. NT |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] BAHAHAHA I believed this post until now. |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] u cant worry about it now until u get tested and even then something like AIDS/HIV can take years to show up....buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on and dont sleep with overly "dirty" slutty girls. IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls [/ QUOTE ] You are confused. It's up to 9 months for ElISA test vs HIV. Much less for PCR. IT's 10 years for AIDS. HIV != AIDS. [/ QUOTE ] i did it as a combo cause most dont know the difference...i know this...but i figured 2 yrs was a safe enough time frame for him to then get tested for HIV/AIDS!!! ggrrr |
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where did the condom go? did it disappear in her vagina? if so, you probably have aids at best. [/ QUOTE ] The coochie monster ate it. |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
[ QUOTE ] eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all. [/ QUOTE ] Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger. |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] Yes, soap it up real good and wash in a back and forth motion. |
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