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send_the_msg · #1 10-09-2005, 11:42 PM

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the fact that you chose a poker forum

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ummmmmmm

obsidian · #2 10-09-2005, 11:45 PM

If anything this shows the total and utter failure of our high school sex ed programs.

raisins · #3 10-10-2005, 01:05 AM

Wow. Awesome thread. 2+2 has really been putting out the quality in the last few months. From "freaking fabulous" on there's been a lot to be impressed with.

I love HopeydaFish's advice, TSC and Peachy's tiff, the request for Peachy's photo, the idea to shower...

Very strong.

Go_Blue88 · #4 10-10-2005, 01:17 AM

hahahaha awesome.

Luv2DriveTT · #5 10-10-2005, 01:50 AM

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We had sex.

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the condom came off while I was in her.

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I feel dirty.

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I was probably in her condomless for at least several minutes.

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What do you mean "probably"... if you can't tell the difference then you got bigger problems. Did you put the condom on backwards? The slippery side goes on the outside you noob.

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MyTurn2Raise · #6 10-10-2005, 03:51 AM

Dude, I waited for the right girl for my first time. Big mistake. I'd prefer it happened with some unknown slut, like the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 6th, 8th, 9th,....girl I slept with.
#4 and #7 were/are pretty cool people.

First time is built up too big. Your concern over STDs is valid. Learn to use a condom dipshit. F'ng sluts is good fun, but don't risk your life over it. Seriously.

BTW-stop jerking so much man. Learn to enjoy pussy. It's nice and it's your friend. The condom fell off because you weren't enjoying it and went limp. Even bad sex has its good moments. Focus in on them. If all else fails, SIIHP next time.

BeerMoney · #7 10-10-2005, 07:30 AM

Stop being a p*ssy. You didn't get any f*cking std's.

SoSo · #8 10-10-2005, 08:18 AM

u didn't pinch the top when u put it on.....fool

gulebjorn · #9 10-10-2005, 08:26 AM

When I saw the number of replies, I was so sure the slut in question would have found this thread, and was now telling about his poor sexual achievements.

Turns out it was just peachy upping here post count.

I'm so disappointed.

Dave G. · #10 10-10-2005, 09:00 AM

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When I saw the number of replies, I was so sure the slut in question would have found this thread, and was now telling about his poor sexual achievements.

Turns out it was just peachy upping here post count.

I'm so disappointed.

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Naturally, the only correct course of action is to revive this thread by making sure this girl finds it and sets off some fireworks. Come on TwoPlusTwo, help a brother out. Do it for OOT!