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Ants vs. Humans
Okay [censored] it, I didn't want to post this, because how can you live up to How Many 5 Year Olds...?, but clearly the time is right.
The following argument has followed me from summer camp to middle school to high school to college. I've had it with dozens of people and it's never been resolved to my satisfaction. Tomorrow morning, when the sun comes up, every single ant on planet Earth has one purpose and one purpose only: to destroy the human race. Humans receive no prior warning. The ant colonies are not working together, have no more intelligence than they would otherwise, and are still aware enough to understand that tasks like reproduction and food gathering are necessary to the war effort. They will not stop until every single human being is dead. They would not be able to understand, nor would they accept, any kind of resolution or truce. The last ant alive will keep fighting until it's killed. Who wins and how quickly? |
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Re: Ants vs. Humans
Humans and it's not close. The key is here:
[ QUOTE ] The ant colonies are not working together [and] have no more intelligence than they would otherwise... [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Ants vs. Humans
It's gotta be humans, though the vast majority of people will die. The reason is because we have a large # of people in the oceans, and once these people know of what's going on, they can devise a plan to continue the human race. Once survival is secured, killing every ant would be really tedious but inevitable.
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The ants lose because we will arm ourselves with aerosol hairspray flamethrowers and they will stand no chance Trust me, I caused many an ant genocide when I was 10 years old with some AquaNet and a lighter.
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Who wins?
Um, humans. I own a kettle. |
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It'd be a lot closer if they all turned into these assholes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driver_ant |
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People in some areas will sure have a hell of a fight on their hands though. I've watched that Ants show on the Discovery Channel. There are some crazy, flesh tearing ants out there.
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I think some of you are vastly underestimating the number of ants there are in the world. they also have the advantage of being able to evolve MUCH faster.
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Re: Ants vs. Humans
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they also have the advantage of being able to evolve MUCH faster. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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Re: Ants vs. Humans
He might mean "adapt." Really, though, everybody is SEVERELY underestimating the ants.
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