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Haven't seen one of these posts in awhile (maybe I'm blind). But thought I'd start one. Can be from movie or otherwise.
Mine is from the Cincinnati Kid - "I don't need marked cards to beat you buddy" --Cincinnati Kid |
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If you want to be successful in business, surround yourself
with smarter people. If you want to be successful in poker, surround yourself with idiots. -Abdul Jalib (I think) Little annoys me more than when people are condescending and wrong. If you are going to be rude, at least be right. -Ed Miller |
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one poker one non-poker
Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy. It can be rough-hewn or polished, warm or cold, charitable and caring, or hard and impersonal, fickle and elusive, but ultimately it is fair, and right, and just. -Lou Krieger Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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"Better yet, every time you would stop to think, just call instead. It's better than thinking."
--David Sklansky |
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"Giving Phil Ivey more chips is like giving Charles Manson the keys to your house." - Norman Chad
"It's so quiet in here you can actually here Phil Hellmuth thinking to himself, 'I am the best player at this table'." - Norman Chad |
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"So after we go bet (hello) raise (hi) 3-bet (I might have something) 4-bet (I know you know I don't have to have much to check-raise and could be restealing) 5-bet (I thought you might think that, but I really do have a pair) we finally get to a point where Mike starts communicating to his opponent that he really can beat top pair. 6-bets - I have top pair or better. 7-bets I have top-pair-top-kicker, eight-eight, or better. 8-bets - I can beat that. call.
Now, the opponents call here means one of two things. a) you've scared me, I have a good hand, but ok, maybe you really do have me beaten. b) screw this small bet stuff, let's get to the expensive streets and continue the conversation." -mike l. "repeat after me: nobody ever believes anyone ever has anything, so nobody folds anything ever. " -mike l. "After all of Tommy's posts in the past, I wasn't sure what to expect out of his play. The part about him playing the button and usually knowing what his opponents have on the turn without them having a clue what he's got is absolutely correct. Even in our home game, I could never put him on a hand until he called the river. That's when I knew I was beat." and all the tommyisms |
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"Can you believe these [censored] guys? Sorry we want to talk about something different at a poker table for once. Bunch of [censored] idiots come in here every night saying the same [censored] to eachother. "I thought you had the 8!" "No I thought you had the 8!" "Hahahahaha" "Can you believe he had 79 offsuit?" "No!" And they have the [censored] nerve to make fun of us? Give me a [censored] break. Like they have any [censored] clue what they are talking about."
-bdk3clash "Good to see that a player like you isn't averse to using the occasional poker cliche!" (after I said, and everybody folds like a cheap suit like a total nerd) -bdk3clash "Yellow cards are lucky for the yellow man!" -many times by sfer |
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Whoa--did I really say all this? I think I look smarter after going through the James282filter.
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In order to live, you must be willing to die.
~Amir Vahedi |
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"Yellow cards are lucky for the yellow man!" -many times by sfer [/ QUOTE ] or the alternate version: "yellow cards, yellow chips, yellow man! i can't lose!" |
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